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thirty four

hyunjin pov
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stray kids in a nutshell

me: who in the hell named this groupchat

woojin: who else would it be

me: lol idk its not kinda obvious?

chan: the name starts with H and ends with AN JISUNG mayte

me: is that how you say mate now

chan: apparently yes

felix: hi hyunjinnie been awhile since you talked to us aye?

minho: yea usually you're on your phone because of your one and only sweetheart you miss 24/7

me: jeez im not like that

jeongin: oh you are definitely hyung ;;;;

me: sometimes shes not a sweetheart

chan: GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

changbin: what happened now? did somebody burnt down the kitchen without supervisory from chan?

chan: I-

chan: NO

woojin: sounds like it tho

chan: if you guys did we would've been kicked out of the dorm by now

seungmin: lol tru dat^

chan: BUT SERIOUSLY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

felix: WHATS NOT A DRILL SPILL IT BANG BANG CHAN

felix: i meant hyung

chan:THE ONE AND ONLY CLINGY COUPLE FOUGHT?

me: BIIIIIHHHH HOW DID YOU KNOW

jisung: jeez you always deny when we say ji ae's not a sweetheart

jeongin: and now you agree ;;;

changbin: what happened?

me: er

me: long story short

me: we fought over what to eat

chan: ...she didn't want mcdonald's doesnt she

me: you know me too well :,)

me: she wanted burger king

felix: IMMEDIATELY BREAK UP WITH HER

jeongin: you're too broke for burger kind ;;;;

jeongin: king*** uwu

changbin: break up with her and date me instead

hyunjin: hyung- its not the time to be gay im in a crisis here

felix: CHANGBIN

changbin: whut

chan: there goes the couple 👏