text me | hwang hyunjin ✔️

thirty five

ji ae pov
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me: hyunjinnnnnnnnn :(

hyunjin: ji aeeeeeeeeeeeee :(

me: im sorry ill go to mcdonald's with you

hyunjin: im sorry lets go to kfc together

(the two texts above were sent and received at the same time)

me: wait whut-

me: KFC YA THINK IM THAT SKINNY TO EAT KFC

hyunjin: you'll go to mcdonald's with me? 😯😯

hyunjin: but woojin got coupons for kfc :(

me: jeez but im too fat for kfc

me: (and mcdonald's)

hyunjin: ..this isn't a real life convo

me: lol i know i just had to add that on

hyunjin: ain't burger king unhealthy too-

me: nO they have bread, meat and vegetables.

me: good for my body

hyunjin: isnt it the same for the burgers in mcdonald's

me: let me win for once

hyunjin: not in this convo ill let 😤

me: jeez you still salty 😤

hyunjin: okay so kfc or mcdonald's

me: none of the above

hyunjin: you said you agreed on mcdonald's like 10 minutes ago

me: i only did that so you wouldn't hold grudges on me

me: but too bad you still salty 😤

hyunjin: okay lets go to kfc then

hyunjin: its a win-win situation for the both of us

me: nah uh it aint

me: chicken has too much fats

me: you want to see a fat girlfriend?

me: ill definitely lose my image

hyunjin: istg-

me: swear all you want i ain't going

hyunjin: OKAY HOW ABOUT PIZZA HUT

hyunjin: I SHOULD HAVE COUPONS FOR THAT RESTAURANT

me: what pizza do you like?

hyunjin: ....

me: no

me: cause pineapples dont belong on pizza

hyunjin: jesus christ

hyunjin: okay im really too broke for burger king please don't make me buy burger king 😔

me: how about ramen

hyunjin: okay we should eat that lets go

hyunjin: its settled

hyunjin: done and done

me: but-

hyunjin: NO BUTS WE'RE EATING THAT AND ITS FINAL

me: i forgot but like i ate ramen yesterday-

hyunjin: oh. my.

hyunjin: god.

hyunjin:

me: ...okay how about i cook?

me: i mean you dont have to waste your money on me

me: and i dont have to gain weight

hyunjin: i love you so much okay when should i go to your house

me: how about tomorrow

hyunjin: i have a comeback performance to attend to

me: OH MY GOD YESSS GOT7'S COMEBACK

hyunjin: how about friday

me: okay sure

hyunjin: its settled

me: we're settled

hyunjin:

me: are you secretly a nctizen :0

hyunjin: ...lol idk

me: tbh sm needs to make nct dream a fixed unit

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