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Episode 4 - Taking the fall

A/N: If the text with Haru is in Italics and bold, it means he's talking to the voices in his head! Enjoy!

(Opening plays)

Makoto: Are you sure this is okay, Nagisa?

Nagisa: Yo man, this ain't my first job; I know what I'm doing.

Makoto: Hm...Oh! I found something!

Nagisa: Money?

Makoto: What? No! His locker!

Nagisa: Right, right, lockers. That's why we're here. Of course.

Makoto: Matsuoka...Gou?

(At Haru's house)

Gou: *Rings the doorbell* I guess he isn't home...

(Inside Haru's house, Haru sits in is tub listening to metal music as the doorbell rings again)

Gou: I wonder why his lock is broken..

Makoto: Uhm, excuse me?

Gou: I've got mace!

Makoto: Was macing us really neccessary after you remembered who we were?

Gou: After what he did to me?!

Nagisa: You took the fall for me and I said thank you.

Gou: I went to jail! I learned things! Terrible things.

Makoto: Are you sure you didn't just go to holding? Haha, I recently learned there's a big differance.

Gou: I spent six months at a correctional facility!

Makoto: Soooo, about Rin...

Gou: Who said anything about Rin?! I stabbed a girl in the yard!

Nagisa: Cold blooded.

Makoto: What do you mean, you stabbed a girl in the yard?!

Gou: I mean! Rin goes to Samezuka Academy. You should totally go check it out. I'm sure he'd love to see you guys or whatever.

(At Haru's house)

Haru: No.

Nagisa: Come on Haru! Gou says I owe her for the jailtime! So now we gotta go to that school and see Rin!

Haru: We literally saw him yesterday.

Makoto: I don't have time for this. There's a pool.

Haru: (Lifts his head) Poooooooool?

(In a train)

Haru: Thinks: Damn it, they got me again!

Haru #1: Good job, Haru!

Haru: Shut up, Haru!

(Later at Samezuka Academy)

Nagisa: Yeah, then you just take out your trusty lockpick...

(Sounds of a lock breaking)

Nagisa: ...And you're in! Ain't no thing!

Makoto: I think that guard you killed had a family! Wait, Haru!

Haru: Haha! Nope!

(Haru jumps into the pool and starts swimming)

Nagisa: Look at that majestic ass mothaf*cka. Like a dolphin or some sh*t. A dolphin with legs. And arms. And a jetpack. Holy sh*t, this stuff definitaly kickin' in.

(Nagisa starts taking of his clothes)

Makoto: Nagisa, why are you getting naked?!

Nagisa: I don't know man but it's gonna be great! Jackdive! (Jumps into the pool) Makoto, get in the pool!

(Makoto walks closer)

Makoto: I'm not going to get in the pool!

Nagisa: Bitch get in the pool! (Nagisa grabs Makoto's foot and pulls him in)

(Nagisa laughs at Makoto as they start having a water fight)

Nagisa: Nah you splash like a bitch.

Makoto: Nyeh!

Rin: What the hell is going on here?! Did my sister send you in an attempt to get us all to emotionally reconnect?

Nagisa: Ay yo, what up Jaws?

Rin: Shut up. And why are you naked?

Nagisa: I'm naked?

Haru: (Gets his face out of the water) Free.

Rin: What did you just say to me?

Haru: Free.

Rin: What?

Haru: Free.

Rin: That's what I thought you said. Sounds like you want a race... To the death. The loser has to commit swimppuku.

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Nagisa: That's not a real thing.

Rin: It is now!