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Episode 11 ~ The Flyin' Hawaiian

(Intro plays)

Haru: (tries to pick a swimsuit while making loud noises)

Makoto: Haru? Haru? Haru, you've been in your room for an hour!

Haru: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH...

Makoto: HARU WE HAVE TO GET TO SWIM PRACTICE JUST PICK ONE!

Gou: ....And that's why we need to stick to this training regimen exactly as I tell you to.

(Haru jumps into the pool)

Gou: HEY! Hot body fishbrain! I didn't even get to explain our training regimen!

Haru: Hmm...

Haru 1: Fr-free..

Haru 2: This is getting ridiculous.

Haru 3: We need a tutor or something.

Gou: Haru, I know you can't read.

Haru 2: SHE'S A WITCH!

Haru 3: PUSH HER IN THE POOL!

Haru: Yes, I can.

Gou: What does this piece of paper say then?

Haru: It's a.. training regimen.

Gou: Nice try, but this is my Supernatural fanfiction. Makoto and Rei are reading the training regimen.

Makoto: And then Crowley handcuffed Dean to the chair, roughly straddling his woaaaah, okay. Let's just, uh, let's put that one in the old backpack for safekeeping.

Haru: I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim.

Haru 1: Or how to f*ck Dean Winchester.

Nagisa: (Whistles) You know, I had a dream like this once. You surprisingly had more clothes on though. At least at the start.

Rei: I know, I got your texts.

Nagisa: And the drawing?

Rei: No, I did not.

Nagisa: Oh hold up.

Rei: (phone vibrates) I'm not answering that.

Makoto: Rei, how about you just dive in and let's see what you got, okay?

Rei: Fine.

Haru 2: Ten bucks says he dies.

Haru 3: Oh I'll take some of that action.

Haru 1: Check it out, since our mouth is under water I can do this. (gurgles with water)

Rei: I assure you all, I will NOT embarrass myself like last time! (Wails as he falls into the pool.)

Makoto: Wow, that was much more embarrassing.

Rei: (breathes in)

Nagisa: Yeah, like Makoto's 15th birthday embarrassing?

Makoto: You invited a party clown! I'm afraid of party clowns!

Nagisa: That was not a clown, that was my gigolo friend, but the fear was warranted, he's the one who set the piñata on fire.

Gou: He's having trouble swimming.

Haru: So?

Gou: I'll make you a deal.

Haru: Gou, I can't get you into the men's locker room again.

Gou: I can sneak in on my own just fine, thank you. But that isn't what I meant. I'll teach you to read if you teach the new guy to swim.