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Kookie🐰

Kookie🐰: You must be fucking kidding me

Taehyung: OH GOD IM FREAKING OUT

Taehyung: IM IN THE BATHROOM AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT

Kookie🐰: Okay calm down

Kookie🐰: You think you saw his car right?

Kookie🐰: But it was dark and maybe it was another similar car

Taehyung: Tony lives close to my house and he has a red car

Taehyung: I saw a red car that day and there were definetely two people making out and the one was a guy

Kookie🐰: Still you don't know for sure

Taehyung: Okay but what do I do?

Taehyung: Should I tell Chim?

Kookie🐰: idk you will ruin his night and you're not even sure if it's true

Taehyung: just say nothing and forget this?

Taehyung: what if it's true

Taehyung: I'll feel guilty for the rest of my life

Kookie🐰: we need proof

Taehyung: yea that's easy to say

Kookie🐰: we can watch him one night and see if he is seeing someone else

Taehyung: that can't wait

Taehyung: oh god if he is cheating I'm going to punch him

Taehyung: many times

Taehyung: in the face

Kookie🐰: woah no

Kookie🐰: you won't hurt your soft and delicate hands for a bastard

Kookie🐰: I'm going to punch him for you

Taehyung: you can punch him and then I can kick him in the crotch

Kookie🐰: That's better

Taehyung: when are we going to stalk him?

Kookie🐰: not stalk

Kookie🐰: spy on him

Taehyung: That's basically the same thing

Kookie🐰: yea but stalking someone sounds weird

Taehyung: fine we're gonna spy on him

Taehyung: maybe I should get out of the bathroom

Taehyung: I've been here for ten minutes

Kookie🐰: go and tell me what happens

Taehyung: okay

Taehyung: I feel uncomfortable and disgusted by looking at him

Taehyung: and I want to hug my Chim and tell him the truth but I need proof

Kookie🐰: what about tomorrow?

Kookie🐰: we can spy on him tomorrow

Taehyung: Morning?

Kookie🐰: i guess

Taehyung: I asked him what time does he wake up on Sundays and he said at 12 pm because he doesn't work

Kookie🐰: okay so we are going there at 12 pm

Kookie🐰: wait what if he is with Jimin tomorrow?

Taehyung: I'll ask

Kookie🐰: ..

Kookie🐰: what did he say?

Taehyung: He said he is not doing anything tomorrow

Kookie🐰: we are lucky

Taehyung: They are leaving

Taehyung: Okay Im going too

Taehyung: so tomorrow 12pm outside his house

Kookie🐰: wait i don't know where his house is

Taehyung: just come to mine and we will go together

Kookie🐰: Okay then

Taehyung: see you tomorrow kookie

Kookie🐰: see you Tae

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Can someone have two biases and two bias wreckers?

Because I do