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MyKookie💜

Taehyung: WE JUST PUT BEYONCE AND I DANCED ON A DESK

Taehyung: JIMIN DANCED TOO BUT HE FELL

MyKookie💜: LMAO OF COURSE HE DID

MyKookie💜: and be careful don't fall again 💕

Taehyung: DON'T WORRY

MyKookie💜: OKAY YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

Taehyung: TELL MEEEE

MyKookie💜: so it was ten thirty and there was a knock on the door

MyKookie💜: My mom said finally and my father and I were confused

MyKookie💜: It was a woman who said sorry that she is late she had a lot of work and then she saw me and smiled

MyKookie💜: so then my mom said 'jungkook this woman will talk to you and help you realise some things'

MyKookie💜: I was confused as fuck cause why was a woman in our house at ten thirty who wanted to talk to me

Taehyung: DID YOU TALK TO HER

MyKookie💜: I didn't have a choice so we went to my room she sat on my chair and I sat on the bed

MyKookie💜: at first she told me to introduce myself and asked me some general questions

MyKookie💜: and then she said "so I heard you told your parents something about yourself the other day

MyKookie💜: I knew she meant when I came out to them but I was confused

MyKookie💜: like who was this random woman and how did she know this?

Taehyung: YOUR MOTHER TOLD HER

Taehyung: BUT WHY

MyKookie💜: That's what I was trying to figure out

MyKookie💜: So I asked her what did she mean and she said that she knew the things I told my parents and she was here to help me

Taehyung: Help you (?)

MyKookie💜: so she started saying things like 'teenagers are always confused at your age and they don't think straight'

MyKookie💜: so she basically started talking about teenagers and hormones and relationships

MyKookie💜: so I was getting tired and I asked her if she was there to make me realise that I was not gay

MyKookie💜: she was silent and just smiled and said 'we will get to that later'

Taehyung: umm?

MyKookie💜: then she asked me about you

Taehyung: ?

MyKookie💜: she said 'your mother told me that you think you have someone'

Taehyung: is she serious

MyKookie💜: I said 'yeah his name is Taehyung' and she smiled and said 'was he your friend before?'

MyKookie💜: she continued saying that the line between a friendship and a relationship is thin at my age and teens don't always understand it but we will later

MyKookie💜: she said more unnecessary  things and she finally got to the point "Jungkook i think you are just confused. That boy was your friend for years and I guess you didn't mind experimenting with someone close to you"

Taehyung: this is the dumbest thing I have ever heard

MyKookie💜: and I said "no I'm gay, Tae is my boyfriend, I'm not experimenting and I think I've heard enough you can leave now"

Taehyung: YES TELL HER

MyKookie💜: she protested but I held the door open and I waited so she finally left

MyKookie💜: my mother was confused and asked me what happened so then we started fighting

MyKookie💜: nothing new

MyKookie💜: then my father had enough and he started fighting with her

Taehyung: did I mention that I love your dad

MyKookie💜: Same he is the best

MyKookie💜: so now I'm in my room and I think my head is going to explode

Taehyung: so your mother hired a woman to tell you that you are straight and confused?

MyKookie💜: basically

Taehyung: and I thought my mom was bad -jimin

MyKookie💜: I forgot you were there

Taehyung: the fuck is that suppdhqvf

Taehyung: I took it back

MyKookie💜: what are you doing there?

Taehyung: we are playing hide and seek

MyKookie💜: cool

Taehyung: Jin is trying to find us

MyKookie💜: wait really?

Taehyung: YEAH WE ARE IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM

MyKookie💜: is it better than ours?

Taehyung: it's the same but it smells better

MyKookie💜: that sounds great

Taehyung: it's nice here but the space is too small for two people

MyKookie💜: you are with Jimin in a place that fits only one?

Taehyung: yup

MyKookie💜: why?

Taehyung: I'm scared of staying alone here

MyKookie💜: Aww wait I'm coming

Taehyung: REALLY?

MyKookie💜: you said you were scared so

Taehyung: sup here is Jimin and Tae is giggling like a five year old oh and we don't need you hwrebfjaka

Teahyung: sorry he took it again

MyKookie💜: I'll be there in fifteen

Taehyung: YAYYY

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