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Sjin👨‍👦

Taehyung: We're outside his house

Sjin👨‍👦: Tell me everything

Taehyung: Well nothing happened yet

Taehyung: It's been five minutes and I'm already bored af

Sjin👨‍👦: There is a possibility that you will stay there for hours

Taehyung: thanks

Sjin👨‍👦: np

Sjin👨‍👦: where are you hiding?

Taehyung: behind two trees and some bushes

Sjin👨‍👦: okay what will actually happen if you catch him cheating?

Taehyung: go there break him and then tell chim

Taehyung: we must be the ones tell him

Taehyung: he can't find out on his own

Sjin👨‍👦: right okay

Sjin👨‍👦: do you need help?

Taehyung: I already have kookie

Sjin👨‍👦: I thought he didn't give a fck about Jimin's love life

Taehyung: well he is a good person and he wants to help Chim so he came with me

Sjin👨‍👦: That's the reason right

Taehyung: or he just wants to hang out idk

Sjin👨‍👦: Mhm

Sjin👨‍👦: Isn't he cute?

Taehyung: who?

Sjin👨‍👦: Jungkook

Taehyung: ah I guess

Sjin👨‍👦: He is the cutest

Sjin👨‍👦: and he has a cute smile and a body to die for

Sjin👨‍👦: ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

Taehyung: I thought he was your son?

Sjin👨‍👦: he is

Taehyung: you sound like you want to cheat Namjoon for him

Sjin👨‍👦: I actually puked in my mouth

Sjin👨‍👦: I wouldn't cheat joonie even if Brad Pritt came and said he wants me

Sjin👨‍👦: Namjoon is my future husband as I already said

Sjin👨‍👦: Kookie is a child

Taehyung: we are a year younger it's not a big deal

Sjin👨‍👦: Anyway kookie already belongs with someone else

Taehyung: WHO?

Sjin👨‍👦: (facepalms so hard I fell down)

Taehyung: I don't get it kookie has someone?

Taehyung: and he didn't tell me?

Taehyung: what's happening?

Taehyung: Is that why when I'm not looking he's staring at me?

Sjin👨‍👦: (jumps out of the window)

Taehyung: Is that why he acts weird around me?

Sjin👨‍👦: omfg

Taehyung: I knew something was going on

Taehyung: should I say something?

Taehyung: CURTAINS

Sjin👨‍👦: what

Taehyung: Tony opened the curtains he is awake

Sjin👨‍👦: finally

Taehyung: and now he is gone again

Taehyung: what if he just stays home today?

Sjin👨‍👦: well then life continues

Taehyung: but what if he is cheating anyway?

Sjin👨‍👦: so many questions

Sjin👨‍👦: well we will see

Sjin👨‍👦: You still here?

Sjin👨‍👦: hello

Sjin👨‍👦: hallo

Sjin👨‍👦: hola

Taehyung: sorry I'm talking with kookie

Taehyung: Omg

Taehyung: He is out

Taehyung: He is going to his car

Taehyung: oh shit

Taehyung: I didn't think about that

Sjin👨‍👦: You seriously didn't bring a car?

Taehyung: He is gone

Taehyung: I'm so stupid

Sjin👨‍👦: Agreed

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