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Dadjoon

Jimin: tell that son of a bitch to put me back to the groupchat

Dadjoon: He says he lost his patience and that you should learn a lesson

Jimin: what lesson?

Dadjoon: 'When I tell him not to start he should not start' he said

Jimin: omfg

Jimin: can you put me back?

Dadjoon: aaah

Jimin: do it

Dadjoon: i don't know

Jimin: what

Jimin: why not

Jimin: oooh

Jimin: are you scared of Jin?

Dadjoon: What? No

Jimin: sure

Dadjoon: okay wait

Dadjoon: done

Jimin: thanks dad

Dadjoon: (chokes)

Jimin: so what's up with yoongi and hobi?

Dadjoon: why would I know?

Jimin: Yoongi is your bestie and Hobi is Jin's bestie

Dadjoon: Don't you already know?

Dadjoon: Doesn't everyone already know?

Jimin: if you're talking about Hobi's crush then yes

Dadjoon: Hoseok is the best in chemistry

Jimin: I know

Jimin: he doesn't need Yoongi's help

Dadjoon: Yoongi knows it too

Jimin: he knows that Hobi is good at it?

Dadjoon: yes

Jimin: and he's still helping wow

Jimin: Does Yoongi like him?

Dadjoon: I don't think he likes him the way hobi does

Dadjoon: But he sees him as a good friend

Dadjoon: I'm pretty sure Yoongi likes someone else

Jimin: who?

Dadjoon: idk

Jimin: oof Hobi is gonna be hurt

Dadjoon: unfortunately

Dadjoon: Hey how are you?

Jimin: Uh

Dadjoon: I mean you broke up four days ago

Jimin: fine

Dadjoon: Jimin

Jimin: I'm fine don't worry

Dadjoon: ...

Jimin: ...

Jimin: I cried myself to sleep last night and I lost my appetite but other than that everything is great

Dadjoon: Aw kiddo

Dadjoon: I don't want to be that guy but .. you're gonna be okay

Jimin: I lied at the groupchat

Jimin: I'm not over him

Dadjoon: I know

Jimin: Why did he cheat on me?

Jimin: Wasn't I enough?

Jimin: Did I do something wrong?

Dadjoon: Hey hey no you didn't do anything wrong

Dadjoon: He didn't deserve you Jimin

Dadjoon: you were too good for him

Jimin: he uh wanted to have sex with me

Jimin: after dating for three weeks

Jimin: I told him that I was not ready and it was too soon

Jimin: He told me he understands and that he can wait

Jimin: but he kept asking me

Jimin: I was thinking about doing it but I found out he is cheating

Dadjoon: You did the right thing

Dadjoon: I'm glad you didn't do it

Dadjoon: I'm proud of you Jimin

Jimin: thanks Namjoon

Dadjoon: Do you want to come here?

Jimin: It's okay she is working tonight and I'm already half asleep

Dadjoon: Night kiddo

Jimin: goodnight namjoon

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DYLAN O'BRIEN JUST POSTED A YOUTUBE VIDEO
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
AFTER 8 YEARS HE DID IT
IT'S 3 AM AND I'M FREAKING OUT

Edit: I'm still shook