Pollution-kun:*hums while walking to the kitchen*
Venus-chan:*scrolls through her social media*
Pollution-kun:*notices Venus-chan* Hi, Venus-chan. Going through social media again?
Venus-chan: Yeah, I a- wait............ Did you just call me 'Venus-chan'?
Pollution-kun:Uuuuh, yeah. What's wrong with that?
Venus-chan: You NEVER called me by my name before. You always called me 'Bimbo-chan'.
Pollution-kun:Weeeell, I decided to make a change for a special someone.
Venus-chan:And who is that 'special someone'?
Pollution-kun:My girlfriend.
Venus-chan:.............*dials 911* Police. A pervert is taking drugs and getting hallucinations.
Pollution-kun:I'M NOT GETTING HALLUCINATIONS OR TAKING DRUGS, DAMMIT!
Later
Pollution-kun:*reading on the couch*
Rhea:*peeks on what he's reading* (Since when did he start re-.......) Why on earth are you reading a book about dating?
Pollution-kun: I need advice
Rhea:But why? It's not like you have a girlfriend, right?*walks to the bookshelf*
Pollution-kun:I do have a girlfriend
Rhea:*trips over*
Later
Rhea: ZXJJJJJJJJ! HOLY SHEEEEEEET!*Crashes into Author-san's room and standard cards gets thrown in her own face*
Author-san:Woops, sorry. You scared me
Rhea:The hell? Anyways! Pollution-kun. Has. A. Gf
Author-san:You didn't know?
Rhea:No one told me
Author-san:hmmmmmm..........Oh, I think I forgot to tell you guys.
Rhea: THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO BE DORY!
Author-san: Oh sus! Dark blue is cool! *looks at the cards on the floor* Goddammit, I almost finished the game too.
Later
Author-san:Ok, guys............Pollution-kun has something to say.
Pollution-kun: Huh? What do I need to say? I wasn't told that I have to say something.
Author-san: Lillin.
Pollution-kun: But don't they already know?
Author-san: Nope.
Planet Gang except Venus-chan and Rhea: (Know what?)
Pollution-kun: Geez. *turns to the Planet Gang* I have a girlfriend........ and she's super hot*smirks*
Eclipse-kun:SERIOUSLY?! EVEN BEFORE US, GUYS?!
Aswald: Jesus, take the wheel
Hori: I have a girlfriend too (And she's cute)
Night Earth-Kun: (Well......I'm gay so it doesn't really count)
Milky way-senpai:*bursts in* WHAT?!
Aswald: Author-san, did you forget to invite Milky way-senpai?
Author-san:Uuuuuh, nope.... I think.
Aswald:*sighs*
Milky way-senpai: And I don't even have a girlfriend *cries crocodile tears*
Earth-chan: P-Pollution-kun has a-a girlfriend?
Recycle-kun: That's very shocking
Uranus-chan: I agree
Jupiter-chan: Who is your girlfriend?
Pollution-kun: Her name is Lillin. She's relatable, cute and, of course, sexy. And her eyes. Oh, don't get me started on how gorgeous her eyes are. I would talk for hours about them.
Saturn-chan: (Oh dear)
Titan-kun: (Oh no)
Pollution-kun: I read once that dating means you're ready for marriage. Can't wait to go to that stage~
Uranus-chan: M-marriage?! (Wait, does this mean...no, it can't)
Hori:*blushes*
Author-san: (Marriage? Dayum, that's a lot of money)
Milky way-senpai: Ok, NO ONE is getting married yet! Weddings can be very expensive!
Lol.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Ask Earth-chan and friends
De TodoI didn't see any 'ask Earth-chan' books in wattpad so I decided to do one. Dares and questions are obviously in this book. Don't hesitate to ask any question. Earth-chan and her friends will try and answer all questions. P.s the cover and Earth-chan...
