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I want a significant other someone date me lmao
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HOEMOPHOBE: gays

HOEmosexual: I was called

Lucas: ...did you mean guys?

HOEMOPHOBE: no I meant gays.

Lucas: ...right okay

the softest fluffball: what did you need Kun hyung?

HOEMOPHOBE: Jungwoo's the only member I like

Fuckboii: Bitch I Thought I Was Your Favourite Member

HOEMOPHOBE: Sicheng you literally threw a rock at me last week

Fuckboii: ...Your Point?

xXj0hnnyXx: Yuta I'm going to slaughter your boyfriend if he doesn't stop with the capitalization

Fuckboii: You Can Try To Kill Me Johnny, But I'll Only Come Back And Drag You Down With Me

xXj0hnnyXx: ...sTOP

HOEMOPHOBE: ANYWAYYY

Yuta: Johnny stop threatening my boyfriend you're too soft to pull shit anyway and Winwin stop scaring Johnny he's fragile

Fuckboii: >:(

HOEMOPHOBE: can... can I speak??? Is that an option? Am I aloud to speak?

Hubby: jfc yES gO you dramaqueen

HOEMOPHOBE: thank you :3

HOEMOPHOBE: anyway :3

HOEMOPHOBE: ...fuck now I forgot what I wanted

precious: so... so I woke up for nothing?

Lucas: I lost Mario Kart to Jungwoo for nothing?!?

the softest fluffball: no Lucas you lost to pay for our next 15 dates ;3

Lucas: ...>:(

the softest fluffball: 😖

Lucas: ...🙄💕

the softest fluffball: <3

precious: well that was gross

My Love♥️: hypocrite

precious: sorry I can't hear you over how right I am

HOEMOPHOBE: you're all gross shut up

Wifeu: well...

HOEMOPHOBE: wdym "well" you're all disgusting and gay all the time

HOEMOPHOBE: and tbh doyoung is the worst

True Satan: excuse me?? I am nOT worse than Taeyong and Jaehyun

Wifeu: have you seen Ten ans Johnny???

HOEmosexual: okay but Mark and Haechan

Traitor: no, no we aren't that bad! Kun is right Doyoung and Taeil are terrible

Traitor: they're like a newly wed couple

Traitor: you guys are so touchy and Taeil uses so many horrible pick up lines

Traitor: and Doyoung actually LAUGHS and BLUSHES

Tail: to be fair, you and hyuck are the same way

HOEMOPHOBE: hmm these are all compelling arguments

My Love♥️: can confirm Mark has horrible pick up lines, but no comment on the fact I react to them.

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