Hetalia's "God": You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it. And it goes a little something like this~!
Japan: I think I love ya more then the Japanese love tentacle porn! And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to these stereotypes!
Fem!India: Let's come together and live in this world, like a unibrow on an Idian girl! And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to these stereotypes!
America: Check it out now! I love those fat Americans, you know they so obnoxious! They alway eatin' burgers, they always holdin' shotguns!
Mexico: And I love Mexicans, they way they mow my lawn! They all got a hundred kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on!
Jerusalem: Ah yeah, 'cuz that's they way they roll! You gotta go big like an Iasralei knows!
Ireland: You ever buy a pint for an irish guy?
China: They're outta control like a Chinese driver!
Turkey: I love the middle east but how do they handle? The rockin' berkas while they ridin' camels. Agagagagagagagagaggaah!
Jamaica: I love Jamaicans, yeah they cool! But they always high so dun' let 'em fool ya! YEAH MAN!
Puetro Rico: And I love them Puetro Ricans, even though they wash their ass about once a week!
Poland: I'm just jokin' if you didn't know, then you're a little slow and you're probably from POLAND.
Japan: I think I love ya more then the Japanese love tentacle porn! And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to these stereotypes!
Fem!India: Let's come together and live in this world, like a unibrow on an Idian girl! And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to these stereotypes!
Australia: Check it out now! Aw yeah, lemme hear 'em yell! 'Cause you love the outback, redneck Australians!
England: And those crooked ass teeth of an English dude!
Italy(South): And those creepy Italians who think there smooth!
Italy(North): Mama mia!
France: And how could anybody hate the French~? Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits!
Brazil: Brazilian girls is what 'cha want! Walkin' round town with that badonkadonk! *whistle*
Kenya: I love Africans, but hold up a second! National geographic says they all butt naked! Breast hanging' low, what have they done with their clothes? Disappeared like Coca from Columbian snows!
(Oh, oh!)
France: You're all on my checklist~
Russia: Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast!
Korea(South): The stereotypes, if you believe them then your brain is small like a Korean p*nis!
Japan: I think I love ya more then the Japanese love tentacle porn! And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to these stereotypes!
Fem!India: Let's come together and live in this world, like a unibrow on an Idian girl! And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to these stereotypes!
America: All together now!
Scotland: I love Scottsmen, though they hump sheep! I love Scottsmen, though they hump sheep! I love Scottsmen, though they hump sheep! I love Scottsmen, though they hump sheep! They hump sheep, they hump sheep, they hump sheep, they hump sheep...
Japan: I think I love ya more then the Japanese love tentacle porn! And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to these stereotypes!
Fem!India: Let's come together and live in this world, like a unibrow on an Idian girl! And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to these stereotypes! Yeah~
Hetalia's "God": *laughs* I'm just playin' you know I love you guys! But seriously... Don't... Hump any sheep.
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Le Randomness In A Bottle
RandomSome of this is crack... Some of it are vents/rants I need to clear my system of. Others are things that happen in my life. YouTube included. Enjoy. CHALLENGE: FIND THE BOTTLE © Gwen-sama 2014
