World Meetings~ Where Everything Is Pristine~

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So, Imma unload this.

On your face.

'CUZ MURICA IS YOLO'ING IT UP IN THE HOUSE.

...That sounded horrible *face palm*...

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Russia: Become one with Mother Russia, Da~? ^J^

China: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *kicks through wall and runs*

America: Yo Britain dude! You gotta totally try this hamburger! It's sooooo good! *shoves hamburger in Iggy's face*

England: NO! I WILL NOT EAT THAT GREASY FOOD YOU GIT!

France: But mon ami, you eat your burnt food... I see little difference zhere.

England: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP, FROG!

Spain: Can I have a hug, Roma? :D

Romano: Fuck off you jerk bastard. =.=

Spain: Por favore? *tries to hug him*

Romano: STOP-A TRYING TO-A HUG ME-A BASTARDO! >///<

Italy: Ve~ Germany can we get pasta later?

Germany: Ja, ja.

Prussia: I VILL CLAIM JOUR VITAL REGIONS! KESESESESESE~

Austria: Take your hands avay!

Hungary: *knocks Prussia unconscious with frying pan* You're velcome Austria~!

Sealand: I'M A COUNTRY! I'M A COUNTRY! I'M A COUNTRY!

Greece: *sleeping with face in arms*

Turkey: *pokes him* Yo, Cat boy! Wake up!

Japan: *awkwardly inbetween Greece and Turkey*

Switzerland: SHUT UP BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE!

Liechtenstein: Oh my...

Belarus: Big brother~ Big brother~ Marry me, marry me, marry me...

Russia: GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY!

Lithuania: *sigh*

Poland: So, I like, totally got a new pony, and like, get this broski... He's a vicked hispter pink! He's totally faboulos... I can't even describe his faboulosness.

Latvia: I'd like to have some siblings... Or at least a pet sugar glider.

Estonia: Russia would never allow that, Latvia. You need to keep your mouth more clos-ed as well.

Australia: *swinging from the chandelier* ALL RIGHT! WE BETTA GET OUT TO THE POOL OR ELSE THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BECOME A WAR ZONE! :D

New Zealand: I wish the meeting would end sooner...

Denmark: *downs an entire 40 beer* I'm the King of Scandinavia, and I will take over the world once again!

Norge: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But that's still on the list. *chokes Denmark with his tie*

Finland:  Why can't we just get along?

Sweden: *grunt*

Iceland: This doesn't make any of the senses to me... 

Hong Kong: Like, of course it doesnt.

Korea(South): *chasing Ukraine*

Ukraine: D: *running*

Vietnam: *face palm* 

Taiwan: We should go shopping later~ *giggle* ^^

America: Yo Japan--!

Japan: Hai? o.o

England: *smacks over the head* Don't yell, git. [[COCKBLOCK]]

Canada: Well this is terrifying, eh? ^^;

Kumajiro: Who are you? o.o

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