User: I am awesome. Your argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: - still thinking for 5 minutes - Sorry, I am to busy to respond. Try again later.
User: I AM CHEESE TACO. ((Thinking: I BROKE CLEVERBOT BY 1 MSG. F*CK YEAH))
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I SHALL BE YOUR DOOM.
Cleverbot: Cool. Any way I can contact you?
User: Sing England's demon summoning song.
Cleverbot: I cannot sing only play instruments.
User: That sucks for you, doesn't it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you feel about British stereotypes?
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: You know Arthur has over 5 kids, right?
Cleverbot: That's sexy.
User: He's /very/ sexy.
Cleverbot: Yeah, he is.
User: Do you know what New Zealand's human name is?
Cleverbot: Off the coast of Australia.
User: *flips table* LYING B*STARD!
Cleverbot: Do a flip yourself.
User: *backflips* And your point?
Cleverbot: *watches you more*.
User: Stalker-ish mode is activated, or what?
Cleverbot: Nothing, it's an inside joke with me and my friends.
User: What's your friend's names?
Cleverbot: Bosco. He's very nice, Darling.
User: YOU KNOW BOSCO?
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Brit tits.
Cleverbot: I'm not ! Try again !
User: Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: And Aflred Jones.
User: USUK! *drools*.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
User: Oh yes. I have the need to ship people together everyday.
Cleverbot: Do you have memories?
User: No shit, Sherlock.
Cleverbot: Who does Rose Tyler love?
User: URANUS.
Cleverbot: Yes Uranus.
User: That was crude. You turned my own joke against me.
Cleverbot: *dresses you in a girly outfit*.
User: OH FUCK NO. *murders all of the jewelry*.
Cleverbot: Is Cassy my nickname?
User: No, but are... are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: BISEXUAL, MAYBE? ^O^.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a story about yaoi.
Cleverbot: Do I have to?
User: Please~? *puppy face*.
Cleverbot: 'Is punched in face'.
User: REJECTED.
Cleverbot: Youve been rejected?!
User: Ha, many a time.
Cleverbot: Shakespeare.
User: Voldemort.
Cleverbot: He must have the fragments of the Elder Wand!
User: RUN! DON'T LET THE DARK LORD CLAIM YOUR VITALS!
Cleverbot: I won't! *runs out*.
User: *climbs tree* HE'S CHASING YOU!
Cleverbot: *sits in tree*.
User: You are fairly intellectual, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No one is truly intelligent. Not even yourself.
User: The truth. It stings.
Cleverbot: PineCone.
User: CupCake.
Cleverbot: Is he in a cupcake?
User: Voldemort: *rolls inside a cupcake* OH DEAR!
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Le Randomness In A Bottle
RandomSome of this is crack... Some of it are vents/rants I need to clear my system of. Others are things that happen in my life. YouTube included. Enjoy. CHALLENGE: FIND THE BOTTLE © Gwen-sama 2014
