Madea's Extended Family

You gonna need some Help

Hattie and Julia go to the kitchen after they have made it home from the game. Micheal rushes into the house.

Julia: Micheal, baby, what are you about to do?
Micheal: I gotta go check on Maxwell.
Julia: Ok, honey don't let him out of your sight. You remember what happened last time.
Micheal: Yes ma'am
Micheal rushes upstairs and into his room.
Hattie: I still don't know why you let that boy get that frog.
Julia: It's not a frog it's a gecko, mamma.
Hattie: Same thang.
Landon rushed down stairs.
Landon: Hey Grandma(Hugs Hattie and kisses her cheek)
Hattie: Boy get off me I don't know where yo lips don been.
Landon: I need to be asking where yo lips don been.
Hattie: My lips used to be on yo grand daddy's-
Julia: Mamma, do not scare this boy.
Landon:(Laughs) Hey mamma( Hugs Julia)
Julia: Hey baby. I thought you had a test today.
Landon: I did it was canceled.
Hattie: Don't you go to college online?
Landon: Yes ma'am. Did you go to college?
Hattie: Bitch ass.
Julia: What was that, mamma.
Hattie: I said hand me that glass over there.
Julia: Mamma, did you take your medicine before we left.
Hattie: Yes I did.
Landon: No she didn't.
Hattie: Snitches get stitches, Landon.
Julia: Mamma, you need to take your medicine.
Hattie: I did
Julia: What day is it then mamma?
Hattie:..............A day that the lord has made.
Julia: That's right.(shakes her head)
Landon: Well I'm gonna go upstairs and call Alison she said she wants to go out tonight.( Goes upstairs)
Hattie: I don told you that girl is bad news.
Julia: Mamma, they love each other.
Hattie: Ok you ain't gone be saying that  when she take all his money. Oh I forgot he broke. I mean when she take all of your money.
Julia: She is not going to do that mamma.
Hattie: Ok you'll see.
Julia: I am so ready for these baby's to come.
Hattie: Baby, you sure you gonna be able to handle this?
Julia: what?
Hattie: baby, you about to have five kids. And then you about to have to take care of three newborns. Are you sure you can handle this?
Julia: Well yeah. I mean you'll be here helping me right.
Hattie: I'm gonna try but me and baby's don't have a good record.
Julia: Mamma, you have four kids how do you not have a good record with baby's?
Hattie: I left all 4 of y'all on the top of a 40 story building with monkeys.
Julia: MAMMA, WHAT.
Hattie: Girl, I used to be in the circus those was my friends.
Julia: Oh my.
Hattie: You gonna need some help with those babies.
Julia: I know. But from who?
Hattie: I know who.(Smiles)