It is now three weeks later and Madea, Bam, Joe, and Hattie sit in the living room. Madea, Bam, and Joe have suitcases.
Madea: Julia, come yo ass in here!
Julia pushes a three seater stroller into the living room with three sleeping infants.
Madea: Aw look at the little baby. I gotta get the hell outta here before they start crying.
Bam: Yep that's about right.
Julia: Aunt Madea, thank you for coming to help me.
Madea: You is welcome, honey. You can call me anytime. Anytime you can call me. Just don't call me Monday through Saturday.
Joe: Didn't you just say that we was finna go? Let's get the hell up outta here.
Madea: Joe, Shut the hell up we finna go.
Bam: Mable, we not gone be able to sit here much longer cause- cause I gotta pee, Mable.
Madea: Bam, one of these days imma make yo ass piss on yoself. You always gotta pee. What the hell wrong with you bladder?
At that very moment, Allison burst through the door.
Everyone yells.
Madea: Now how the hell the white girl get here.
Allison: Is Landon here?
Madea: LANDON, GET YO ASS DOWN THESE STAIRS!
Landon rushes downstairs.
Landon: Allison?
Allison: Landon, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. I was being catfished by some guy under the username wrinklesonfleek18+.
Madea: Joe, ain't that yo online username?
Joe looks around. He gets up and walks outside.
Allison: OMG. Anyway, babe I'm sorry.
At that moment Walter burst into the door.
Madea: Now where the hell all these people come from?
Walter: Is Julia here?
Hattie: She standing right there dumb ass.
Walter walks up to Julia. He grabs her by her hands.
Walter: Julia, baby, I've been missing you like crazy. I can't stop thinking about you. Your always on my mind. Baby, please step back into my life.
Joe comes back into the house.
Walter looks over at Allison.
Walter: Allison?
Allison: Dad?
Julia: Dad?
Landon: Dad?
Madea: What the hell?
Hattie: Fix it, Jesus.
Joe: That black man that white girl daddy?
Walter: Allison, what are you doing here?
Allison: I'm here with Landon!
Walter: Julia, Landon's your son?
Julia: Yeah! Allison's your daughter?
Walter: Yes!
Julia: Wha- How?
Walter: I told you that my second child I adopted.
Julia: ohhhhhh.
Allison: Dad, what are you doing here?
Madea: Welp lemme get the hell up outta here.
Landon: Aunt Madea-
Madea: Nawl, honey, there comes a time in your life where you gotta take stuff into your own hands. Figure this shit out. Come y'all let's go. Hattie, you can come with us.
Madea, Hattie, Bam and Joe get into the Cadillac and drive off.
THE END
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Madea's Extended Family
HumorWhen Julia, a 35 year old mom finds out that she is pregnant with triplets, she calls her aunt Madea who is ready to share wisdom and extended her family.
