Madea's Extended Family

Heller!!

It's now three days later at 4:00 pm and Hattie is sitting on the couch waiting for something. Julia
Came down stairs and sat on the couch.

Julia: Mamma, what are you doing?
Hattie: I'm waiting.
Julia: Waiting for what?
Hattie: That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Julia: Mamma.
Hattie: What, Guh?
Julia: You ain't waiting on that weed man again are you?
Hattie: Nawl, Guh...........he already came.
Julia: Mamma, Tell me.
Hattie: You'll see when it happen, now shut up.
Julia: Mamma, tell me what are you talking about.
Hattie: Guh, I don told you when it happen you gonna see, you got me.
Julia: Yes, I got you. But can you at least tell me what is it about?
Hattie: I told you that you bout to have all these babies over here. You gonna need some help so I called in somebody to help us.
Julia: Who did you call, mamma?
Hattie: I said you'll see when they are here.
Julia: I've been thinking about what you said and I am gonna need some help. I'm about to have three newborns and I'm a single mother. You know with their father leaving us and all.
Hattie: I told you to let me whoop that man ass but no, you were afraid that I was gonna kill him.
Julia: You were!
Hattie: It ain't death if he still got air. Plus, I can't go to jail for murder. I'll go for attempted murder. Murder takes to long to get out,
Julia: Well your not going to jail for either. Your not gonna try to hurt that man again.
Hattie: I ain't even touch that man.
Julia: He put a restraining order on you.
Hattie: That don't mean nothing.
Julia: You know you tied an anchor to his foot and tried to throw him in the Harbor.
Hattie:.............He told me to.
Julia: No he did not.
Hattie: Ok, you wasn't there.
Julia: I wanna know who you called over here.

At that very moment, Madea entered the room.

Madea: Heller!!