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How is the new cover?

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"Hello?"


"Why you sleeping at this hour? It's two in the afternoon!"


"I've got a hangover."


"That sucks."


"Hmm, erm, Lauren, why do you sound like the guy whom I accidentally called yesterday?"


"Because I am the guy from yesterday."


"Why you calling me?"


"Coz you sound sexy."


"I just got rid of a douche, I don't want another douche in my life. Thanks."


"Don't act like a bitch."


"Being a bitch is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it, right?"


"You are something else, girl."


"Yeah, but you're not."


*Beep* *Beep*


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