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"Dude!"


"Yes?"


"Fuck you!"


"When and where?"


"Shut up! I was in the middle of—"


"Fucking?"


"No, eww! I was in the middle of attacking—"


"With your lips?"


"Fuck, no! I was playing a fucking game."


"Game of hickey?"


"Fuck off."


*Beep* *Beep*


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I am feeling way too lazy to take a bath, anyone with me?

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