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"Hello, baby."


"Baby?"


"Do you prefer darling?"


"No, but I would prefer Ileana."


"Too bad, you are stuck with baby."


"Right now, I am stuck with your stupid phone calls."


"I know you secretly love it."


"No, I don't. But you know what I secretly love doing?"


"What?"


"Going on tinder dates."


"Yo—"


"And I have one today in like twenty minutes."


"No—"


"And the guy is super hot."


"I will kill that bas—"


"I think we are gonna do it tonight."


"Mo—"


*Beep* *Beep*


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Jeans or leggings?

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