Young [BNHA]

bless us up

Chapter 25

[1:20 p.m.]

Shouto: Hey

Unknown: new phone who dis?

Shouto: You should know who this is

Unknown: Michael with a b who's afraid of insects??

Shouto: Who? Wait where's the b?

Unknown: THERES A BEE?!?!

Shouto: I-

Unknown: I'm just joking but seriously who is this.. Jesus?

Shouto: It's Shouto

Shouto: why do you keep thinking he's going to text you?

Unknown: oh, hi? Not gonna lie I'm very surprised you're texting me, I was so sure you forgot about me that I deleted your number

Unknown: and you never know! He could pull up on earth any day now and bless us up but wants to text us before hand

Shouto: you deleted my number? And why would he text you out of the seven billion people living on earth?

Unknown: lol why wouldn't Jesus text me? And more importantly, yoURE TEXTING MEEEE??????

Unknown: I TJOUGHT UU WERE DONE WITH MY BSSS???

Shouto: yeah I thought so too but you aren't completely awful

Shouto: you could be sending me nudes but you aren't so I appreciate that

Unknown: people are sending you nudes? Like peeps you know? That sounds good but bad

Shouto: receiving sexual photos from strangers that you didn't ask for or want sounds good to you?

Unknown: uh yuhhhhh

Unknown: means you got dirt on them if they test you (:

Shouto: I get what you mean but I'm not like that

Unknown: I know.. ur an angel (':

Shouto: hmm

Unknown: my bad

Unknown: AND I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE NUDES THING!!!

Unknown: ARE YOU TEXTING ME BC YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS??

Shouto: yeah

Shouto: holy shit someone just screamed really loudly

Shouto: it was you, wasn't?

Unknown: noooooooo