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DISCONTINUED You text Todoroki Shouto and make a fool out of yourself. "You have the right to remain sEXY, anything you say can and will make me bUST A nUT" Cover art: Kohei Horikoshi!

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parallel pARK

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by princessthefrog

by princessthefrog

Chapter 44

[3:47 p.m.]

Dumbass: Baby pls respond )':

Thicc baby: I'm bored so here I am

Dumbass: Im pretty boring, might as well be doing me (;

Thicc Baby: this close 👌 to getting blocked again

Dumbass: I caNT DO ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN HOUSE

Thicc Baby: DONT YELL

Dumbass:

Thicc Baby: anyways

Thicc Baby: Did you get that job? How's driving?

Dumbass: I've been working for two days now and it's okay, driving is going kinda bad

Dumbass: the classes are boring and my teacher dislikes me (:

Dumbass: but the guy who actually drives with us is super nice and cool

Dumbass: I can also parallel pARK DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS??

Dumbass: what do you do successfully? Quickly

Thicc Baby: I'm in the top 5% of our class

Major Dumbass: I COULD BE IN TOP TEN IF MY TEACHER WASNT AN ASSHOLE UGHH

Major Dumbass: THE ONLY REASON I WAS FAILING THAT CLASS WAS BECAUSE HE HATED Me, for the rest I was just absent and had late work whoops

Thicc Baby: why did your teachers hate you?

Major Dumbass: I'm "annoying" when I talk which is 10 minutes in total at most!! I barely do anything and I'm freaking attacked. It's not my fault I have a damn stutter, those assholes get on my nerves. It's whatever though because I wont have to see them next year.

Would you like to delete message?

Yes or no

Message deleted!

Major Dumbass: I'm just too much for them but I'm sure you could handle me (;

Mister 5%: Delete that

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A/N:

In honor of 4/20 here's the big cliche reveal!