Young [BNHA]

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Chapter 46

[6:45 p.m.]

Ogre: I miss you :(

Sh(rek)outo: I miss my potted plant.

Sh(rek)outo: But my sister threw it away thinking it was fake

Ogre: I can't have ONE nice moment with you

Ogre: But thee looks like a warm spring day, my rare bloom blossom

Sh(rek)outo: I cant have ONE normal conversation with you

Ogre: Don't be such a copycat, ugly

Squidward: I'm a rare bloom blossom asshole

Ogre: Moving on!! I always thought you did cosplay in freshman year

Squidward: Why the actual fuck would you think that?

Ogre: If you didn't want people to assume you were a screamo loving cosplayer who larps in the park maybe you shouldn't have split hair colors?

Squidward: I WAS BORN THIS WAY

Squidward: WAS I SUPPOSED TO MAKE UP MY OWN DNA IN THE WOMB?

Ogre: Just say you thought about cosplaying as your favorite anime character Naruto and LEAVE

Squidward: Naruto is not an anime IT IS ART

Ogre: your weeb is showing

Weebuwu: I just know you changed my name to something with weeb in it

Patrick: AND HOW DO I KNOW YOU DONT HAVE MY NAME AS SQUIDWARD???

Weebuwu: No it's Patrick

Patrick: I think I'm finally over you because I don't deserve this treatment 😡

Weebuwu: Good I don't want your affection or feelings

Patrick: Well good

Weebuwu: Great

Patrick: fantastic

Baby Shouto Angel Of Gods: Amazing

Patrick: I'm kidding baby!! I still find you precious uwu

Baby Shouto Angel Of Gods: The word precious was created FOR me

Patrick: Did I do this to you?

Cutest Narcissist: You and the friends I call my actual friends

Patrick: We did a great job :')

Cutest Narcissist: They want to meet you actually, since I'm always talking about you

Patrick: y-you talk about me?

Cutest Narcissist: and how much you annoy me

Patrick: All I ask for is ONE SINGLE good moment

Cutest Narcissist: I'm leaving now, Midoriya and I are going to the movies

Cutest Narcissist: Texting and driving is for losers

Patrick: Click it or ticket kids!!

Cutest Narcissist: what?

Patrick: I said what movie theatre are you going to? 🤩

Cutest Narcissist: I'm going to PresentMic Theatre, close to the train station, why?

Patrick: NO!!

Cutest Narcissist: Why not?

Patrick: W-well that place sucks! I went there once and the service their was super bad, the floors were dirty and it was just a terrible experience >:(

Cutest Narcissist: It has a 5 star rating and it's located in the nicest area in the city, I went there almost a month ago and it was fine?

Patrick: Well.. it smells weird? 😥

Cutest Narcissist: Midoriya already got the tickets from there so it's not really my decision

Patrick: That fudge licker will feel my wrath

Cutest Narcissist: I'm leaving now, I'll text you about the movie afterwards. Bye

Patrick: Bye! Drive safe and text me if you see any cute workers!