Young [BNHA]

can't catch any

Chapter 48

[7:27 p.m.]

Buttmunch: you're a piece of mold

Buttmunch: insignificant and an eye sore are the only things I can use to describe your vile existence in this world

Buttmunch: whoever tossed you into this world said "I messed up again, oh well." Before cursing us with your presence

Buttmunch: I have never hated someone more than I hate you this very second

Bootylicker: a-and I-I oo-oop

Bootylicker:

Bootylicker: eye inhaled

Buttmunch: and it should be declared as illegal

Bootylicker: I already embarrassed myself enough today to cry at night for, you don't have to keep making my list longer

Buttmunch: I told that green haired ugly ass cutie that he couldn't enter because we don't allow snacks into the movie theater

Bootylicker:

Bootylicker: not that it's a competition but I spilled popcorn and soda on myself at the same time in front of Shouto

Bootylicker: So I technically win 🤠

Buttmunch: then he said "how are you allowed in when you're a whole meal?" And I said "fuck.. me."

Bootylicker: Izuku: *breathes* You:

Buttmunch: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!EVERYONE STARED AT ME AND I FUCKING SHOVED HIS TICKETS IN THAT SMALL BOWL THING AND CRAWLED UNDER THE DAMN BOOTH

Bootylicker: b-bottom behavior 😳

Buttmunch:

Bootylicker: Alhsdfjdhwk

Bootylicker: We can't catch any 🍆 :(

Buttmunch: I don't want to catch 🍆 I want to take his ugly ass on a date and fucking marry him one day

Bootylicker: oh no fam that's cute as fuck 🥺

Bootylicker: What did Shouto do that whole time you two were flirting?

Buttmunch: 👁👃🏼👁

Bootylicker: uwu cute

Buttmunch: What did my green mold do when you failed at doing your job?

Bootylicker: he walked away

Bootylicker: 👁👄👁...... 👣👣........🤙

Bootylicker: he said surfs up 😔

Bootylicker: I felt attacked

Buttmunch: lets go home already so I don't have to see those rats when they get out

Bootylicker: ILL DRIVE 🤪🤪