Mean Girls Lyrics

Where Do You Belong?

Damian:
My momma used to tell me:
"Baby girl, don't ever eat lunch on the John."

Janis: (spoken):
Your mother called you "baby girl"?

Damian (spoken):
Singing, ha ha ha ha ha

Damian (Sung):
So what if all the ducklings think you're ugly?
It's because they've never seen a swan
It takes all kind of people who need people
So find people you can bear

Go find your group, your herd, your flock
Come take a walk and answer my small questionnaire
Which I'll sing to you
Ahhhh Ahhhh

Where do you belong?
Where do you belong?
Where do you belong?
Where do you belong?

You'll be judged on sight
And made to fit
So find a clique and stick with it
Say, where do you belong?

Damian (spoken):
Let's take a walk in the cafeteria, shall we? I'll show you the world as I see it

Damian (sung):
Varsity jocks and JV jocks
Will throw you in a locker if you say "Hello"
The rich stoners hate the gangster whites
Though they're all smoking the same oregano

Here's the sexually active band geeks
I've got two words for you
"Embouchure" and "Ew"
And if you like blowing and fingering

Sexually Active Band Geeks:
This is the group for you!

Damian (spoken):
Back me up, show choir!

Damian (sung):
Cady, where do you belong
Where do you belong?

Students:
We're dying to tell you

Damian:
We all get a box and that's where we go
It's stifling but at least you know
So, where do you belong?

Students:
We're dying to tell ya
We're dying to
We're dying to
We're dying to

Damian:
There's girls who eat their feelings
And girls who don't eat
I like eating birthday cake around them
Makes them crazy

Students:
Debate team
And dance team
They like to compete

Damian:
And if they don't win
Their parents ground them

Cady (spoken):
Who's this?

Damian (sung):
Darling that's the mathletes

Cady (spoken):
Cool!

Damian (sung):
Joining them is social suicide

Damian & Students:
It's all college applications
And Doctor Who quotations

Damian:
They wear their awkwardness with stubborn pride

Damian (spoken):
This is my dance break

Students (sung):
Where do you belong
Where do you belong
Where do you belong
Where do you belong

Damian:
You'll be judged on sight, voted in and out
'Cause that's what high school's all about

Students:
Where do you belong

Damian:
But who is at this table?
Why it's Janis!

Janis:
And Damian too!

Students:
OOO

Damian & Janis:
We're not exactly joiners
But we'll be good friends to you
And our friendship means you can skip

Janis:
The geeks and the freaks and the peaking too soon

Damian:
The strivers and survivors just waiting for June
The Junior achievers

Janis:
The Christian Believers

Damian:
The tall flowering wallflowers, bending on steamers

Damian & Janis:
Forget this fuss
And stall with us
Come to lunch
And sit with us

Cady:
Okay?!

Janis:
Yes!
Sit with us!

Damian:
Here's where you belong!

Damian & Janis:
Here's where you belong!

Students:
Here's where you belong!
Here's where you belong!
Here's where you belong!
Here's where you belong!

Damian:
You need protection with pizazz
And helping hands

Students:
Not also jazz!
Here's where you belong
Stay here

Cady:
Okay, I'm staying!

Students:
Yeah, here's where you belong!

Damian & Janis:
Hey Cady, this is where you fit
Hey Cady, this is where you sit

Students:
Here's where you belong!