Mean Girls Lyrics

Revenge Party

Janis (spoken):
Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend
We are your friends
And we're gonna make her pay

Janis (sung):
You know what friends do?
They've got your back
And they're fun to be around

Damian:
Woah, woah, woah

Janis:
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground

Damian:
Woah, woah, woah

Janis:
Imagine a party
With dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take

Damian:
Now that's a party

Janis:
A Revenge Party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike

Damian:
Woah, woah, woah

Both:
It's a Revenge Party
With your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

Janis (spoken):
For this to work
You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them
Can you do it?

Cady (spoken):
Yes
Hey, girl

Gretchen (spoken):
Hey... Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron, but he just wanted her back and that's not Regina's fault

Cady (spoken):
I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

Gretchen (spoken):
Aw, of course

Cady, Janis, & Damian:
It's a Revenge Party
A party that ends
With entrails all over the lawn
It's a revenge party with your two best friends

Cady:
And then I end up with Aaron when she's gone

Janis & Damian:
Yes, Cady!

Cady:
I end up with Aaron when she's gone

Students:
What's Regina doing?
What's Regina wearing?
Is she dating Aaron?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

Janis (spoken):
Next, we take away Regina's only achievement, being a hot person

Regina (spoken):
What is that?

Cady (spoken):
Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting
I use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

Regina (spoken):
I need to lose three pounds
Bring me a whole box

Cady, Janis, & Damian:
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone

Janis:
And ugly crying

Cady, Janis, & Damian:
A revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge, it's what we're throwin'

Students:
What's Regina eating?
God, look at her figure
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

Janis (spoken):
We got to go harder
If we make Gretchen Wieners think Regina is mad at her

Cady (spoken):
I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile

Janis (spoken):
Exactly, and if we crack her open she'll spill something we can use

Cady (spoken):
Shh, here she comes

Regina (spoken):
Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back
Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

Cady (spoken):
Your hair looks sexy pushed back

Aaron (spoken):
Um, thanks
I'll see you in Calc

Janis:
At every party, there might be a lull
Where the energy dips

Damian:
Woah, woah, woah
You might be thinking it's late we should go
And they ran out of chips

Cady:
No, no, no
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear we'll get our party now
One candy cane, please

Cady, Janis, & Damian:
A revenge party!
A party that ends with lions in a roman arena

Students:
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

Damian (spoken):
Ho, ho, ho
Candy cane gram for Shane Oman

Students:
She has everything

Damian (spoken):
And one for Caddy Heron

Students:
She gets everything

Damian (spoken):
Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco

Students:
Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco

Damian (spoken):
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

Gretchen (spoken):
Who sent that?

Cady (spoken):
Aw, it's from…

Students:
Regina! Regina! Regina!

Cady (spoken):
Thanks for being a such a great best friend

Gretchen (spoken):
Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. I mean, gimme it. I mean… okay, well, if you and Regina are best friends now, you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets. For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you 'cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them. And she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blond. Also she totally cheats on Aaron. Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really, she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume

Cady (spoken):
She makes him wear the costume?

Gretchen (spoken):
NO, THEY'RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!
And I never told anyone because I'm such a good friend

Cady, Janis, Damian, & Students:
It's a Revenge Party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on the spike
A Revenge Party (She gets everything)
With your two best friends (She gets everything)
It's like a party with revenge is what it's like (She gets everything)
A party with revenge is what it's like (She gets everything)
A party with revenge is what it's like (She gets everything)
A party with revenge is what it's like

This song is one of my favorites by far it's so catchy!