Karen (spoken):
HiKaren (sung):
If I could change the world
I'd make it Halloween
Every single day
And also have world peaceMaybe world peace should be first
World peace and then HalloweenKaren (spoken):
Wait, let me start over
HiKaren (sung):
If I could change the world
I'd make us have world peace
And also Halloween
Every single dayOn Halloween
You can pretend to be someone else
It's like the internet
Only in person and with candyWhen you are the hot one
It's a full-time gig
Looking like what people wanna seeGirls:
Woah-oh
Woah-oh-ohKaren:
Once a year I am not
I dress up and dream big
Disguised as someone else who is not me
But is still hotKaren & Girls:
I can beKaren:
Who I wanna be and sexyKaren & Girls:
I can be
Who I wanna be and hot
Don't like who you are
Then hit that costume shop
Rock a new and different sexy lookGirls:
Woah-oh
Woah-oh-ohKaren:
Why be so downhearted
Blast some trashy pop
And drop it to this hot and sexy hookKaren & Girls:
I can beKaren:
Who I wanna be and sexyKaren & Girls:
I can beKaren:
Who I wanna be and hotKaren & Girls:
Be somebody new
Do a total transformation!Karen:
Animals, or min'ral do
Or even vegetation!Karen (spoken):
I give you "sexy corn!"Karen (sung):
I can be, who I want to beKaren & Girls:
Sexy!Karen:
A sexy Quint from sexy "Jaws,"
Catching sexy sharksGirls:
Uh-huh!Karen:
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Rosa Parks!Girls:
Uh-huh!Karen:
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer!Karen (spoken):
That's not right, is it?Gretchen (spoken):
NoKaren (spoken):
I can sexy cure some cancer!Gretchen (spoken):
No!Karen (spoken):
I can cure sex cancer!Gretchen (spoken):
Sex cancer doesn't existKaren (spoken):
I did itGirls (spoken):
Happy Halloween!Karen (sung):
This is modern feminism talking
I expect to run the world
In shoes I cannot walk in
I can be, who I want to beAnd sex…
Sex…
Sexy!Karen (spoken):
I'm a sexy mouse!
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Mean Girls Lyrics
RandomExactly what the title says. Plus the first chapter will have all the actors and their characters. If you see any errors just comment. Enjoy!