Mean Girls Lyrics

Stupid With Love

Cady:
When I was five, I fell in love
It didn't last
He ran from me
Literally ran from me
And being Kenyan he ran fast

When I was ten, in love again
This peace corps guy
I waited for hours
Inside his tent with flowers
Which made him laugh
Which made me cry

By thirteen I gave up trying
I decided I would be a mathematician
'Cause math is real
I memorized a lot of pi
Because additions and subtractions and division
Would never make me feel
So stupid with love

Like I didn't get it
I didn't get it, somehow
Smart with math but stupid with love
I didn't get it
I didn't get it...
'Till now

Aaron: (spoken):
Do you have an eraser?

Cady (spoken):
I would love to

Cady (sung):
So thank you, math, for being there
To bring me joy
And thank you, math
'Cause now brought me this cute boy!

Aaron (spoken):
Is it two?

Cady (spoken):
YES!

Cady (sung):
He's like someone from TV
He's like that guy who gives out roses to those women
His clothes, his grooming
And he's foot away from me
With swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in
He is live and in the room!

And I'm stupid with love
I wanna get it
I wanna get it, but how?
Smart with math, but stupid with love
I wanna get it
I didn't get it 'till now

Aaron & Cady (spoken):
Two over zero is undefined

Aaron (spoken):
Jinx

Cady (spoken):
Ha!

Cady (sung):
I'm astounded and non-plussed
I am filled with calculust
Does this guy work out? He must
All sweaty at the gym

Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy that thought...
School was rough but now it's not
'Cause now there's him
It's all so simple

Stupid with love
But I can get it
Watch this girl self-educate
I learned math, so I can learn love

You wanna bet it?
That I can get it?
Just wait

Just wait
Just wait!