Mean Girls Lyrics

Do This Thing

Kevin (spoken):
Yo yo, Mathletes State Championship, what
First female ever on the team, what
A boxed lunch will be provided

Kevin, Marwan & Rowan (spoken):
What

Cady:
I can do this, always could
And not playing dumb will feel so damn good
The monster inside needs to be released
Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast

Ms. Norbury:
Gotta earn some respect
Grab that big brass ring

Cady & Ms. Norbury:
Let's do this thing

Cady, Ms. Norbury, Kevin, Marwan & Rowan:
Let's do this thing!

Kevin:
You're gonna roll up, stylin'
Leather on your sleeve
All-state champion, better believe
Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you
All you can solve's the problem in front of you
High school's a four year social curse
But math's the foundation of the...

Kevin, Marwan & Rowan:
Universe!

Kevin:
So sick of plucking that second string
Then let's…

Kevin, Marwan & Rowan:
Beep!
Do this thing!

Cady, Kevin, Marwan & Rowan:
Do this thing!
Do this thing!

Cady:
I'm no plastic

Kevin, Marwan & Rowan:
No!

Cady:
I'm no bitch

Kevin, Marwan & Rowan:
No!

Cady & Ms. Norbury:
I'm a lean mean math machine
On a mission

Cady:
I lost what I lost
Gotta start brand new

Cady & Ms. Norbury:
Go all in for the win
With a chill, dope crew
Gotta kick off the dust

Cady:
I got schquillz to thrill

Kevin, Marwan & Rowan:
Schquillz!

Cady:
Let's do this thing!

Cady, Kevin, Marwan & Rowan:
Let's do this thing!

Adjudictor:
Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships, sponsored by no one
Please solve for...

Kevin:
X equals two

Marymount #1:
THE RATE IS TWO, PI

Rowan:
X is greater than the value of Y

Marwan:
Both polynomials are second degree
So the asymptote is at Y equals three

Marymount #2:
Function X equals M, X, plus C

Kevin:
The derivative of F at argument Z

Marymount #3:
Negative four

Cady:
Negative two

Marymount #1:
The slope is zero

Caroline Krafft:
The answer is true

Marymount #3:
One point of inflection

Kevin:
Twenty-nine!

Cady:
Four is the slope of the tangent line!

Adjudictor:
We have a tie
we move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose their opponent
Marymount, who do you select?

Marymount #1:
We pick the girl

Kevin:
We pick the girl too

Cady:
Nice to meet you

Caroline Krafft:
You're going down, slut

Cady:
What? No...

If we break, from this crap
Then the answers land in our lap
Don't be scared, just persist
Then our limit does not exist
No, the limit does not exist!

Adjudictor:
Our new state champion, North Shore Mathletes!

Kevin:
Oh, yeah
You like that, Marymount?!

Cady & Ms. Norbury:
'Cause don't it feel good
To have got this far?
It's not something you did
Not the girl you are
You can hear the fear
Upon your heart just sayin'
"Just do your thing"

Aaron, Kevin, Marwan & Rowan:
All you solve's the problem in front of you

Cady & Ms. Norbury:
Do your thing

Kevin, Marwan, Rowan, Cady, Ms. Norbury & Aaron:
Living for me, not living for none of you
Do! Your! Thing!
Do your thing!