LET ME TELL YOU HOW PETTY I AM!

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Remember in preschool when we learned "Sharing is caring"?

Well

F**** DAT RULE!

Cuz I don't like sharing.

One time, I shared my doll with my friend, 5 or 6 years have passed AND SHE NEVER GAVE IT BACK.

And I *sniff* really liked that doll 😢

And a few weeks ago my brother and  nephew ate my share of our lunch. If they can't share, WHY SHOULD I?!

My nephew with his big mouth told my brother that I had hot cheetos (Which I do) and wanted me to give him some. But I wasn't gonna do that. So I lied and said I ran out of hot cheetos.

Plus, I know he's been sneaking some hot cheetos out of my room.

So yeah, I don't share.

AAAAAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG


Bye.

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