Your p.o.v
You walked in to see Kermit fucking a chicken sandwich..... tbh you expected worse. 'It's not as bad as him being on bath salts'
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Kermit x reader
Randomhey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
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Your p.o.v
You walked in to see Kermit fucking a chicken sandwich..... tbh you expected worse. 'It's not as bad as him being on bath salts'