You thought it was an amazing idea to start playing "Look at me" while walking along Sesame Street which ended up teaching the kids and Elmo what a "dick" was. Kermit kicked you off again but it was hella worth it
(Jesus Y/N you sure are an asshole-)
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Kermit x reader
Randomhey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
