You fucking dumbass. Kermit shoved a god damn chainsaw up ur pp. He took "fuck me gently with a chainsaw" to literally. YOU WERE HAVING CHEEKY BUM SEX WITH A GOD DAMN CHAIN SAW SKSKSIOSKSJS WHYYYYSJSISISISIJSJSJS
I fucking hate my self.
YOU ARE READING
Kermit x reader
Randomhey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
