Hey bitches uh I've been writing this book for a while.... uh I'm just gonna skeet enjoy another chapter lol.
Also enjoy the hot hentai uwuuwuwuwuwuw this book ain't for kids sis
"Kermit.... is a fucking thot. HES A FUCKING THOT" you screamed into Sesame Street. Elmo was riding on his bike and asked you
"Ms/Mr Y/N what's a thot?"
Which ended up making you burst out in laughter. Kermit didn't like that uwu. So he didn't suck ur pp/ eat ur coohie for a week and you were hella pissed at him. But that's what you get for calling him a thot uwu.
I hate this fucking book
Why does this exist
Can I die?
Peen
YOU ARE READING
Kermit x reader
Randomhey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
