WHATS UP U FUCKIN HOMO SAPIENS IM FUCKING DRUNK AND I DRANK TWO GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE AT THIS WEDDING ACUALLY HELP. So that's my sorry note In case this is bad.
Kermit was walking along Sesame Street singing his A,B,C's (he does that a lot oh heck) when you walked up to him in a- fur suite?
"Y/N what in God's name are you wearin-"
"IM A FUCKIN KITTY DOG BITH!!"
"Y/N you're drunk."
"N-nOoO YOU!" Is what you're last words were before passing out.
Kermit cared you back to your house and layed u on the bed. He then left
YOU ARE READING
Kermit x reader
Randomhey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
