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RAGNAROK FELLAS

Hiddlebum
Hey Daz can we talk?

Teddy Tessa
hi love

Australian Texas
Give me one minute
Also hello my love

Hiddlebum
Okay
Don't take long though

Australian Texas
Tom a minute takes 60 seconds

Hiddlebum
I'm well aware but with you a minute can be up to two hours

Ruffalo Buffalo
He's not wrong

Sexist Man Alive
I'm here
Can't believe you guys started without me

Australian Texas
Well whatever I'm ready now
What did you want to talk about?

Hiddlebum
Before you joined Marvel there wasn't very much articles written about you but now it's like three to four articles per day

Teddy Tessa
Mostly about you and Chadwick or you and Sebastian

Australian Texas
I have more eyes on me now I know
I don't love it but I just try to ignore it

Sexist Man Alive
Never ever read them
I can say it from personal experience

Hiddlebum
I also just wanted to tell you to be careful
I'm not going to judge you for hanging out with Chad and Seb but the public will and I don't want you to get hurt

Ruffalo Buffalo
You're the baby of the group
We'll protect you

Australian Texas
Tom is younger than me

Ruffalo Buffalo
Yeah but this is your first movie

Teddy Tessa
Tell her Tom

Sexist Man Alive
Hurry I'm starving

Australian Texas
What do you want to tell me

Ruffalo Buffalo
Chickens, all of you, chickens
Can we eat at your house?

Australian Texas
One condition

Hiddlebum
You name it

Australian Texas
We're inviting my wife
and I want your children there too

Sexist Man Alive
How are we supposed to drive back home??

Australian Texas
You stay over....
Don't think that for a second I'm gonna let you drive home intoxicated WITH CHILDREN

Ruffalo Buffalo
It's settled than

Teddy Tessa
Make sure to cook a lot of food

Hiddlebum
Just imagine how much food you'll need to cook if Pratt, Hemsworth and Evans were invited

Australian Texas
I would take hours to get that much food ready

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