[4th Book]
((COMPLETED))
{Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning}
You're Y/n. You're Y/a years old and you constantly fail in Basic Math. Your friend left seven notebooks in their school, Here School.
"Oh hi, Welcome to my schoolhouse!"
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Always_up_999 requested this! I'm so sorry if its not what you were expecting. (First time writing a crackfic and all) I tried to make this as retarded as possible. ===
I spun around countless of times on the street instead on walking. Emerald was puking rainbows, F/n was planking on the middle of the street, and Baldi was hitting the traffic light button with his ruler. I dropped on the ground.
"BITCH I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE HANGOVER." I shouted for no reason in particular.
"Letsssssssss just go somewhere else..." F/n slurred, while crawling to the sidewalk. All of us followed, doing the same thing.
We stumbled across this place called Circus Baby's Pizza World.
"AH FUCK! LET'S DO A COLLAB WITH FNAF!" Emerald screamed. All us gasped.
"Why you break 4th wall bish???? Leeeh do it!" Baldi used his ruler of rulering to smack le door. Le door cried and ran to the street beefor the green men came on the ssiiignn. ( Vote dis if you cry everyteim)
"Bitch look!" We all saw A thingy with red and blue buttons. I pressed red and it made fireworks.
"OMG FIREWORKS!" I kept pressing the red button while the others shouted 'work it!'. Baldi went in through the vents and stabbed that ballerina robot with a ruler.
"YOU STEEL MEH GURL I KELL UU OWO" We paused for a while in shock but then clapped stupidly.
We left out of boredom and--
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"Ugh... what happened." I found myself in a hospital bed. The others were sleeping on beds too. I found a bag of powder on the floor with the label 'Definately not crack'. I sighed in frustration and turned on the TV.
"Breaking news. A group of four went mayhem around the city. First going to the streets and harrasing the pedestrians, then enter Circus Baby's Pizza World with out permit and shocking the animatronics there, they also went to--"
"F/N!!!!!!!" F/n woke up to my shout. They noticed the crack on the floor.
"Oops..."
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