˗ˏˋ𝙄'𝙢 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙂𝙖𝙮!'ˎ˗ [𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸]

Eleven

"What the fuck Stan!"
Stan woke up to Eric yelling at him in his room.
"Cartman? What're you doin'?" Stan asked then yawned.
"Why didn't you do your part of the plan?!" Eric asked angrily.
Stan glared at him.
"I don't want to do your stupid plan."
"Why the fuck not?!"
"Because!"
"Because why?!"
"Just because, okay!"
Stan got out of bed and walked to his dresser.
"Stan don't you dare ignore me!"
Stan pulled a random shirt from the dresser.
"I'm warning you, Stan!"
Stan pulled out a pair of sweatpants.
"You fuckin' whore I'll rip your leg off and shove it so far down your throat it'll come out of your ass!"

"What the fuck dude." Stan looked at Eric with an 'are you fucking crazy?' look.
"I came here to convince you to go through with the plan."
"Hell no."
Eric glared at him.
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"It means your plan is stupid and I'm not doing it!"
"Oh yes you are!"
"No I'm not!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Yes.
"No-- wait what?"
"Thank you."
"No I didn't mean it!"

Then Kenny rolled out from under Stan's bed.
"What the hell were you doing under my bed?!"
"That's not important."
He stood up and looked at Eric.
"He said he doesn't want to do it, we can't force him."
"Thank you." Stan started walking to the bathroom.
"But I still think you should do it." Kenny stated.
Stan sighed and shook his head.
"I'm not doing the stupid fucking plan."