A Fairy Tale Life Can Be Oh-So Overrated

Chapter 6

I arrive back at Auradon Prep and see that it is 3.48 am, at least according to the huge clock on the wall, who needs a clock that big? I'm not tired and I don't need to be up until 7, 8 if i decide to skip breakfast, what to do for 3 maybe 4 hours? Of course I'll go annoy Jay, it's funny when he's annoyed. I make my way to his and Carlos' room and debate on whether I should knock loudly and wake them up or creep in and dive on him. I choose the second option. I creep in and close the door quietly before sneaking over and pouncing on him, I laugh as he shouts nonsense about 'killing whoever has disturbed his slumber', waking Carlos and making him scream like a girl. Jay eventually turns the light on and relaxes when he sees it's me. I grin at him and he grins back while Carlos is still screaming, just a lot quieter,

"Something wrong?" Jay asks, coming back over to his bed and sitting beside me, Carlos has completely stopped screaming now "Where'd you go earlier?" Oh shit,

"Well, actually... it's been a crazy, fucked up night," I won't tell him the details, this is my problem, I'll deal with it,

"Aw, want me to cheer you up?" he laughs, raising his eyebrows, I roll my eyes at him, I know what he's talking about, dirty minded freak, does he think he looks sexy when he does that? Of course he does, it's Jay, he's just naturally sexy, I think about his offer, it's not like we haven't before, we have, A LOT in fact, I was his first and he was mine, we've both slept with other people but we always back for more with each other, ever since I was 14 and he was 15, we were as close to dating as you can get on the Isle, which is basically just a lot of sex,

"Jay, she's considering it, I know that face," Carlos whispers, but not very well, I think Mal and Evie probably heard him from their own room. I tilt my head at him and Jay laughs at Carlos' comment. "Well, now I know that you are going to do it so can you maybe go to her room, I don't want to witness this," Carlos says, throwing himself back into his pillow, Jay laughs at his dramatic performance before turning to me, I just shrug my shoulders and we go to my room. We do a lot of stuff, stuff that would make the Auradonians jaws drop in shock and make them sick for weeks.

I stay awake all night, just watching Jay sleep until it's 7 o'clock, the alarm clock in my room goes off and he shoots up, not knowing what the noise is, we never had alarm clocks on the Isle. I put on my dress from yesterday quickly. It takes a few minutes for me to figure out how to turn it off but eventually it does, I sigh in relief, that was annoying, I turn to see Jay in his trousers with a horrified look on his face,

"What's wrong?" I ask

"This room is DISGUSTING!" he shouts and I laugh at him

"Yeah, I know, at least you don't have to stay in it," I say sitting down on the bed, he sits next to me and pulls a strand of hair out of my face.

"Should we go cause some trouble?" Jay says, a wide grin on his face

"Absolutely," I say, my own face widening into a grin.

We did not cause any trouble, it's hard for five villains' kids to cause trouble when they missed out on their chance at breakfast and had a 3 hours class with only the five villains' kids in it.

"If someone hands you a crying baby, do you A) Curse it, B) Lock it in a tower, C) Give it a bottle or D) Carve out it's heart." Fairy Godmother says, all the while making the most boring of questions the most dramatic, obviously you'd carve out it's heart, cursing a baby is just petty (at least in my opinion), locking it in a tower is pointless unless you're getting something out of it, giving it a bottle is just out of the question, how stupid. I zone out again without realising, thinking about how we could get the wand and if the others actually found it last night