Its been a week since we moved in and ive been liking it so far .
With everyones help plus some extra hands from the moving people , we got everything decorated and put away .
"Moovvee" I tried to move Tyreek arms from around me
"Mmmm" He groaned
"Man , I gotta take a piss . Move for I pee on yo ass"
"What I thought" I said as he let go and rolled over
I pulled my underwear down and sat down . I close my eyes and rested my head on my hands as I peed .
When I was done wiping and shit I pulled up my pants and just stood there thinking
"BITCH , MOVE " Rylah busted into the bathroom pushing me
"The fuckkkk" I groaned as I caught myself on the wall
"Why arent you in your own bathroom" I said in a raspy voice
"Uhh because , Jaron decided to take a shit in my fucking toilet"
"And why couldnt he use his?" I slowly walked to the sink to wash my hands
"He said he didnt want to stink his up" She said getting up off the toilet
"Why you so loud , it's too early"
"Sis ... it's literally" She pulled her phone out "2:30"
"Damn , Tyreek and I did stay up tryna put some finishing touches to my room"
"Man move , I gotta piss" Tyreek came in rubbing his eyes
"Wow , I guess my bathroom is now a public restroom" I rolled my eyes putting toothpaste on my toothbrush
"Damn nigga , excuse me would be nice" Rylah bumped his shoulder
"Oh well" he whipped out his dick and started peeing
"Ole small ass pig in a blanket" Rylah said catching a glance
"Stop playing with me , this a letal weapon . You'on know none bout this"
"I know that it ain't big" she laughed
"Get the fuck out" he chuckled shaking his dick and stuffing it back in his boxers
"I will , only because yo breath smell like shit" She fanned the air
"Come here" she went over and he blew his breath in her face
"OH FUCK NO" She fake fainted "Jesus , is that youuuu?"
"Y'all are dumb" I said washing my face with black African soap
"That's his dirty ass , I'm out . Imma go wash my hands somewhere else"
"Them fishy smelling hands" He said as she walked out
"COME EAT THIS DICK UP" She yelled from the other side
"Excuse me" He tried to move me with his hips but I stood still
"Uh , you gone wait" I looked at him through the mirror
"Ty don't wait on nobody"
"Ty gone wait today"
He stood behind me and reached his arms over me and started to wash his hands
I ducked and got from under him then left the bathroom .
I went into my closet and put on my fit for the day
"TYREEEKKKK" I yelled
I waited a minute he still didn't come
YOU ARE READING
Haunted Projects
Humor" We some black ass niggas living in a crib full of ghosts and shit . How that sound ? You know how that sound ? Like we some dumbass white folks . Im out , ducess " He threw up the peace sign trying to leave but the door slammed shut .
