" We some black ass niggas living in a crib full of ghosts and shit . How that sound ? You know how that sound ? Like we some dumbass white folks . Im out , ducess " He threw up the peace sign trying to leave but the door slammed shut .
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"You tryna call some bitches ova while the girls not here" Ty rubbed his hands together
"Nah man , ion wanna disrespect them like that since they live here too" I replied putting my controller down and turning the system off
"You right you right" he nodded "I ain't think about it like that"
"BUT we caann -"
"Bring ha to a hotel and tag team that bitch" he finished my sentence slapping me up "nowww we talkinggg"
I smirked "you know how we do"
He pulled out his phone and dialed a number
"Shloppy Rondi" he held the phone to his ear smiling "what it do ? Long time no top ya heard me"
"Boy staaap" I heard her loud ass masculine ass I was born a man having ass through the phone
"Girl , you know you want this touching ya uvula .. stop playyaann"
"Is that all you call me fo negro ? Cause let me tell you something ." She took a deep breath "thereaintnowayinmothefuckinghellimmakeepbeingyourmotherfuckingbootycallsoletsgetonethingmotherfuckingstraighthomeboyifyouhitmeuponsomefofoshitlikethisagainimmablockyourmotherfuckingassIaintnodamnhoebitchasspussyasssaggydicknoballsassnig-" She said fast as fuck
"I'll give you $5" he cut her off
"Text me time and place" she hung up
"My nigga" we did our bro shake
"You know what the fuck going on cuz"
"Yo don't forget to bring them earbuds , she be sounding like Madea when she do that manly ass voice plus sounding like she smoke 30 packs of cigarettes a day"
"Oh shit , let me go get them now" I jogged into my room down the hall and got them off my bathroom counter
"The helll..." I looked down to see my toothbrush in the toilet
"You haveee shitty breath" I heard something whisper in my ear
My reflexes were quick so I swung
"OW GODDAMN"
"Man nigga what the hell Reek ?"
"I came to tell you that you left your wallet by the sink then I see you staring at the toilet with your toothbrush in it and I'm thinking "that's why his breath be fonky , he brushes it in the toilet" so then I whispered in ya ear" he held his cheek
"Bro , stop fucking with me"
"Nigga I'm not"
"Bro lets just go"
- "I had a good time" She wiped the corners of her mouth then stuck her finger in her mouth
"Yeah uhuh same" Reek pulled his pants up as we was finna dip
"Uhuhuh not so fast" she blocked the door
"What now?"
"Ma money nergo" She stuck her hand out
Peanut huffed as he pulled out a handful of pennies and put it in her hands
"What the fuck is this ?" She scrunched her face up
"Money?"
"Well no shit it's money , I want bills nigga . How much is this" she asked with her hand still out
"Hell if I know" he shrugged
"Ion want it" she tried to hand it back
"Guess you ain't gone have no money then" He stuck his hand out
"What am I gonna get with this shit?"
"Cheap cigarettes, a pack of MINTS maybe"
"Ugh" she stomped her feet "I'll keep it" she put it into a near by jar
"Exactly , buy ya something nice" he patted her head as we exited
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"That shit was litttt , but I'm finna go shower"
"Coo , me too" Reek said as we ran up the stairs and split ways
After 10 minutes
"Ahhhhh" I screamed dropping the soap as I saw a shadow walk past the shower curtain
I seen long black nails grip the side of the shower curtain and yank it back
"NOT TODAYYYY" I jumped and hopped out the other end of the curtain
As I was about to leave the bathroom long black Burt fingers gripped my shoulder and yanked me back to turn around .
"Calm you slangin dick will you" I saw Rylah
I sighed out of relief
Maybe this house isn't haunted , I'm most likely just tripping .
"Man get out" I cupped my dick
"Oh please , I've seen it before and trust me it ain't nothing to gawk over" she flipped her hair
"Girl , why you in here"
"I came to tell you that we had food downstairs"
"And you couldn't wait till I got out?"
"Didn't feel like it .. nice ass by the way, toodles" She left out the bathroom
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"Hehehehe" I giggled as I was sleeping dreaming about my mom tickling when I was a little boy .
"HE , HE , HE , HEEEEEE!" I heard yell in a deep voice in my ear making me jump up and start swinging but nothing was there
"Oh fuck no" I mumbled
I grabbed my cover and pillow holding it to my chest as I slipped on my unicorn slippers .
I walked down the dark hallways
"Vroom vrooommm" I heard a little boy say as I heard a toy car roll past my feet
I did a double take and took off . I ran down the stairs and plopped onto the couch cuddling up with my cover .
"Lord Jesus , I know I haven't talked to you in a minute .. well ever but please watch over me . There's some bitch as- excuse my French father ghosts after my black a- boohiney so I ask you keep me safe . In Jesus name i pray .. Amen" I peeped one eye open and saw darkness
"I got the lord on my side hoes , fuck wit me" I whisper yelled
Next thing I know , a tennis ball hit me in the head .
I got up and ran back up the stairs and jumped in Rylahs bed and held onto her tightly .
