We all just got done eating boneless chicken wings so now we're all just sitting here in silence.
"Hey , I have an idea" I said wiggling my eyebrows
The boys groaned
"Oop , well excuse me for trying to be adventurous " I put my hand on my chest
"Oh fuck no baby , last time you wanted to be adventurous you left all of us naked in a fucking big ass lake and made us find our own way home" Jaron said
"Oooo" I made a yikes face
"Yeah oooo is right" Jaron said
"But hey hey hey , it's going to be fun and everyone gets to keep their clothes on" I smiled
"Hurry up and tell us" Ty said
"Okay jeez , soo how about we got explore the attic and basement ."
"I think it's time to go , ain't that right Jaron" Ty looked at his Rolex
"Yup , it's time" they both got up
"AH AH AH AH AH , sit yall asses " I pointed to their seats
"You ain't my mama nigga" Ty mugged me
"And imma remember that when you ask me to do yall laundry and cook yall some food"
"Aye I ain't say allat , that was Ty" Jaron put his hands up in surrender
"But yall forreal , can we okease gooooo"
"Im in" Rylah shrugged "Them niggas just some pussies"
"WHO?"
"Not me"
"Then lets go" I smirked
"I just - I don- just no" He shook his head
"Puuuussssssyyy" I dragged out sipping my drink
"MAN , LETS GO CALLING ME A PUSSY"
"TO THE ATTIC" I yelled standing up pointing up the stairs
I heard the boys smack they teeth as I ran up the stairs
"Chop chop" I clapped as they slowly walked up the stairs
"Im coming maaaan" Tyreek said
"Acting like yall bout to die hmph" Rylah said
"Shit , we might just" Jaron shook his head
"Can one of yall giants pull the string down?"
"Imma sprinkle some miracle super growth into yo drink one day" Jaron rolled his eyes as he pulled the string down
"Now Reek , pull that latta down" Jaron said looking at him
"Why I gotta do it? they the ones that suggested it" He scrunched up his face
"Cause that muthafucka dusty denna bitch and these little ass bi- females too damn short" I glared Jaron
"I got allergies , I cant" Tyreek coughed
"Since when?" Jaron made a I know you fuckin lyin face
"Since about a minute and 34 seconds ago"
"Nigga pull the muthafucka down" he pushed Ty towards the latter
"Ugh fine" He stomped his feet and reached to pull the door to the attic down
Once he did that , he slid the latter down .
"Which one of yall dumbasses going first?" Jaron raised a brow
YOU ARE READING
Haunted Projects
Humor" We some black ass niggas living in a crib full of ghosts and shit . How that sound ? You know how that sound ? Like we some dumbass white folks . Im out , ducess " He threw up the peace sign trying to leave but the door slammed shut .
