café et des notes [c.h]

red tie

dear Bambi,

i'm not watching it 10 times are you kidding

wow, okay i'm starting to get annoyed again. i can pierce my eyebrow or even my tounge too, will that make you like me as much as you like him?

can we stop talking about him this is serious Bambi :-(

YEAH OFCOURSE 'HAVE FUN' RIGHT BAMBI ;-) oh my god i'm sorry that winky nose face kinda ruined it

i'm almost there!!!! 3/4+band but calum won't follow me so sucks for me i think he secretly hates me somehow. but i'll try and dm the rest of the boys to follow you don't worry, what's your user? :-)

am i a nice person yet?

*buys you band merch and concert tickets*

KICK MY ASS IF YOU DARE

it is actually kinda good? i'm bringing your dad that coffee when we meet in the future.

and since you got it right, i bought you one of my sweater, i was gonna give you shirt instead but i can't choose so. i hope you like it, eh? (and don't forget to answer this one)

sincerely, Kiwi.

♡

dear Kiwi,

i'm still making you watch it 10 times with me

well, maybe i'll like you but not as much as i like michael, sorry. :-)

aw, Kiwi are you jealous all this time?

NOT IN THAT WAY YOU PERV

you're so lucky, i'm glad i have a friend like you, Kiwi. and i am sure calum doesn't hate you? i mean you're cool and all. ARE YOU SERIOUS I'M DYING OF HAPPINESS THANKYOU SO MUCH. my user is @nakedkidcalum YOU CAN LAUGH AT IT IDK HOW DID I CAME UP WITH THE NAME (i think it's because he's naked 99% of the time)

I WILL DO IT WHEN WE MEET

but isn't it weird like you know what i look like and i don't know what you look like it's kinda sad and creepy

why would you even wanna meet my dad

OH MY GOD IS THIS THE SAME SWEATER THAT CALUM HAS BECAUSE IF YES I'M GONNA CRY WHY WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO ME KIWI, i would've keep it because hey same sweater as calum

and it actually smells pretty nice THANKYOU OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU IN THE MOST FRIENDLY KIND OF WAY :-)

and honestly? i don't know what is this called but this tastes more like a tea for me like black tea or something i don't know.

sincerely, Bambi (who's currently wearing the sweater right now).

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i know that this is a calum fic but i need luke hemmings to hit me harder than puberty hit him