*Ringing of trumpets*
Do you know Assassin's Creed?
Do you want to have some fun?
Well,you're in the right place!
Haytham:"Who said that?"
Me:"Me"
Haytham:"But why?"
Me:"Beacuse I said so!"
Haytham:"I had to say it..."
***Assassin's Creed and his ch...
And here we are,people,in another,fantastic (and always stupid) chapter!Today we talk about...OK,I have to stop once and for all,to start EVERY chapter with this sentence!It has become repetitive and also a little boring...BUT!Because I'm an equally repetitive person...NEVERMIND!
Today we'll talk about those people,those men and women who can fight very well,those dudes who do nothing but scare people running on the roofs;these mysterious but handsome men who always wear hoods (except one,he's original and wearing the top hat);those people,those legends that are the essence of the existence of the Creed. And ladies and gentleman...the murderers!Ooops,I was wrong! >·< I mean...the Assassins!
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Yeah,you got it right!ALL the Assassin!And maybe you're wondering: "Why make a chapter with all the Assassins, if you've already done more for each of them?" good question! Well,because for me it's different to talk about a single Assassin and talk about all of them together.Sooo...yeah,deal with it!
Oh,and just to warn:in this chapter,unlike all the others,there will be no sad pictures because I did not find them...but better,no?More time for funny and stupid moments!
Let's start with the phrase that all the Assassins, at least once in their life, have certainly said (except Jacob,perhaps,I never heard him say that...but details!)
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As much as I feel a little love but also a little hatred for Shay,I feel sorry for him.In this particular photo,I see him very excluded and this saddens me a bit.Come one,guys,I mean...who,in the most deep of the heart,don't feel also a tiny and invisible affection for this traitor?Was not he an Assassin too before?Was not he eve...okay,I'm going into philosophical speechs.
But let's cheer up the spirit of this brief intense and thoughtful moment,with a handsome,womanizer and above all shirtless Master ASSassin singing!
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