all things my hero academia [2]

dihydrogen monoxide

mina: *pops out of the roof* y'all want dihydrogen monoxide

bakugou: what the fuck

sero: how did you do that

kiri, super curious: what's dihydrogen monoxide, mina?

mina: i'm glad you asked

kami: i smell alcohol

kami: fbi open up

bakugou: you're in the closet

sero:

bakugou: get out of the closet

kami: no

kiri: he's not ready, katsuki

mina: oh he will

mina: *throws bottle of vodka into closet*

kami: *inhuman screeching* MY DIRT BLOCKs

sero: mina what the actual fuck is that

mina: *sinks into the wall* oops sorry tooru's lasagna spilled on aoyama and now he's cursing upon our tombstones angrily in french as todoroki sips on cold soba that ochako accidentally made float into iida's engines and now he's crying over his brother and shinsou is getting harassed by todoroki because he thinks he's aizawa secret love child

kiri: 🅾️k

kami: *wailing*

bakugou: okay get out of the closet

bakugou: *carries kami*

sero: hiss

kiri: what

sero:

kami: are you a furry

sero:

kami: *continues wailing*

bakugou: why are you crying

kiri: you can't speak to it like that!

bakugou: oh shit sorry

bakugou: *clears throat* y r u cri

kami: *gives him vodka*

bakugou: dihydrogen monoxide my ass

bakugou: sero, catch

sero: what's this

bakugou: water

sero: k

*two seconds later*

kami: ily

sero: ilym

mina: *returns from her journey* that was such a fairy tail season 2

kiri: *taping the fourth wall* what was that?

mina: it's happening

kiri: what's— *sees kamisero babies about to be born*

bakugou: nOT ON MY BED