momo: so next we'll learn about the cryosphere
mina: the what
kaminari: didn't u hear
kaminari: we're gonna learn about todoroki
sero: *on one knee* geez kaminari
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aizawa: i dont really think volcanoes go thru the hydrosphere and biosphere but that's how they teach it to you
todoroki: same with my anxiety i don't think its supposed to bleed into my depression yet here we are
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midnight: you speak one more time and i will put you in your place
todoroki: s p e a k
midnight: i—
todoroki: there you go. now go put me in my coffin.
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aizawa: so what's the circumference of this circle
class 1-a:
aizawa: WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??
todoroki: why am i so suicidal
aizawa:
todoroki: WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??
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kaminari: hey todobro wanna hear the duet me and sero made
todoroki: hey kaminari wanna hear the duet me and my insanely low self esteem made
sero: wh—
todoroki: *internal screaming*
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nejire: so todoroki!! what villain made this big ol scar on your face owo
todoroki: my mom
nejire:...
nejire: a-and this one on your back? what did you fig—
todoroki: my dad
nejire: a-and this huge slash on your wrist..?
todoroki: the voices
tamaki: i feel you buddy
nejire: is everything alright at home—
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midoriya: why do you like soba so much, todoroki?
todoroki: because every time i take a spoonful i am deteriorating their families by splitting their relationships into unhealthy marriages and crushing their parents and children into the black hole we know as my apathy in life
midoriya:
tokoyami: *takes bowl of soba into his room silently*
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aizawa: why don't you do the homework it's for your benefit
todoroki: why don't i just kill myself it's for everyone's benefit
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todoroki: mr aizawa may i be excused
aizawa: where will you be headed?
todoroki: i'm guessing hell, but i can go find out
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mina: if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
kaminari: roblox
sero: also roblox
todoroki: the island of cats in japan
kirishima: awe!! is it because of the cats? uwu
todoroki: no it's because tsunamis are—
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YOU ARE READING
all things my hero academia [2]
Randomall of these books are gonna kamisero covers anyways y'ALL HELLO MY LOVELY PIGEONs todaY i decided to c r y but aLSO, here's the new book okay byEE