all things my hero academia [2]

TETSUTETSU

I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO FINISH THIS

BUT HERE IT IS KIDDOS

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kendo: happy birthday tetsu!!

tetsu: i can't swim

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monoma: haha so how old are you now

tetsu: uHhHhh *counts fingers*

kendo: oh my god—

shiozaki: *puts down thicc ass bible* TETSUTETSU

tetsu: five, eleven, sixty three.. wHAT

kendo: wait how'd you go from five to—

shiozaki: ELEVEN DOES NOT COME AFTER FIVE

tetsu:

tetsu: OH MY BAD

tetsu: ahem,, one, five, twenty three, fifty seven..

monoma: *whale noises*

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juzo: isn't weird that last year on october there were clowns running around everywhere trying to kill you and this year we have an iron man stuck in a pumpkin

tetsu: *currently stuck in a pumpkin*

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tetsu: *puts scissors in his mouth and open them*

sekijiro (the teacher):

sekijiro: yo wtf

shiozaki: don't eat that! *pulls away the scissors*

tetsu: ÒOÓ MŸ $ÇĮŠŚØRŠ *eats shiozaki's arm*

sekijiro:

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kirishima: okay dude don't be awkward around tetsutetsu okay just be nice

kaminari: 🅾️kkk

tetsu: hi—

kaminari: KACHOW

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kirishima: so this is kaminari

tetsu: sup dude

kaminari: did you know that if you are under fbi investigation you wouldn't have a clue until you were sleeping soundly under your closet and they came chiming in like they haven't heard of closing the goddamn door

tetsu: wh

kirishima: cries internally

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kendo: tetsu give me your phone

tetsu: no— wAIT NONONONO

kendo: *sees tutorial how to boil water*

tetsu:

kendo:

tetsu: GIVEITBACKTOME

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