/6 o'clock Thursday 2018/BTS is in their dorm room/
Namjoon: everybody get your ass in gear we're having a concert tonight!
Jungkook:/ stops playing video games/we're having a concert tonight?
Namjoon: uh duh. We have this concert and this concert and this concert and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
Suga:/still sleeping/
V:/peaks and suga's room/ wake up you lazy bum!
Suga: /moan/ one second-ZzZzzzzz
V: -__- uhhhh /pulls suga out of bed/ WAKE UP!
Suga:zzzzzzzzzz
Jin: /cooks breakfast/ breakfast is almost ready!
Jungkook:/walks up to Jin/ has anyone seen My sailor moon costume?
Jin: I threw that dumb thing in the trash.
Jungkook: are you insane?!?! I'm not leaving this house until you get my sailor moon costume out the trash.
Jin: /Face palm/ why does everything have to be a pain.
/Meanwhile JHope practice dance choreography/jimin walks in/
JHope: oh hey Jimin what's up?
Jimin: Is it true that I have no jams?
JHope: I don't know, dance for me.
/Jimin dances gracefully/
JHope: bhahahahahaha oh Jimin haha you got hahaha you haha YOU GOT NO JAMS! Haha
/Jimin cry's while everybody hurts plays in the background/
Jin: Breakfast ready!
Jungkook: I'm not eating shit.
V: Why not
Jungkook: This mother fucker throw out my sailor moon costume.
Jin: you even need that goddamn thing.
JHope: hey no fight no fight!
Jimin: shut up you horses ass.
Namjoon: Everyone in the car now!/gets in car and grabs the steering wheel/steering wheel breaks/ FUCK!!!!!
Jimin: oh no no no no! come down Jimin. We're going to make it, we're going to make it, don't freak out!
Suga: great what do we do now?😒
/later at the concert/fan girl start screaming, but BTS doesn't show up/
Fan girl: Were are they? I WANT A REFUND!
Yo everyone thanks for reading. I know this was kind of short but I'm gonna rush people. I hope you like it bye 👋💓💞

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