Namjoon: omg look at all these sales! I'm gonna buy it all /touches object and breaks it/ ohhh 😢.
Jin: excuse me sir.
Employe: yes
Jin: /holed up apron/ can I get this in pink?
Employe: sorry no.
Jin: aww well that s- WHERES JUNGKOOK?!?! MY BABY!!!!!
Suga: /hears Jin's scram/ oh shit not this again. Wait I got a idea. Infires!!
Jungkook: /somewhere in crowd/ INFIRES man!!!!
Jimin: /see objects he wants/ ohh. /about to take it/
Some chick: /takes it/
Jimin: awww 😭
JHope: don't worry jimin, hobi will get it back for you./goes over to the girl/ excuse can you give that back please?
Some chick: .....no.......this is Black Friday.
JHope: /turns into JHorse/kicks lady and give Jimin back his thing/ here you go Jimin
Jimin: no I don't want it anymore hobi, it's got hobi germs!
JHope: 😢
V: /dose know what the point of Black Friday/stand in the the middle of two people fighting over a TV/ peace /teleports away/
The end
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FanfictionHello. Are you looking for a laugh? Well Um, read this and yeah. /all by myself plays in the background/
