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BNHA- Kitchen tolerance

Fanfic- Just a random idea that I had at 3am that I became obsessed with
Ship- Tododeku, Kiribaku

Midoriya's P.O.V~

Class A are relaxing on one of our rare days off. I'm writing in one of my notebooks and Kacchan was asleep on one of the couches. But suddenly there was a loud shout from the kitchen. "Todoroki!" "Kirishima!" We both shoot up and run towards the kitchen. "Guy's what are you doing?" They both looked down sheepishly. "Well..." I look at the counter and see a mess of food lying there. I look up at Kacchan realising he's come to the same conclusion. I move behind the counter and push Todoroki out of the way. Kacchan does the same with Kirishima. "Wait there you guys." I clean up the mess as Bakugo gets out some ingredients. Todoroki and Kirishima make eye contact with me as I dry the pans. "Midoriya. Are you sure that's a good idea? Bakugo attacks you at the best of times. Maybe don't be in a close space with knives in it." Kacchan looks away from the fridge. "Shut the hell up Shitty Hair! We wouldn't be doing this if you and Icy Hot hadn't tried to burn down the kitchen." I shake my haid and turn back to the two. "It's fine. But you two are never allowed on this side of the kitchen again." They laugh a little with me before sitting down so they can see what we're doing.

I place the pans where I need them and turn to face Kacchan. "Kacchan we might aswell make some food for the rest of the class while we're doing this." Kacchan rolls his eyes turning to me. "Fucking whatever shitty Deku." Taking that as a yes I start helping Kaachan prepare food. "You two go tell the other's that there'll be food in about..." I look over to Kacchan and he looks down at the counter. I look down to before meeting his eyes again. I hold up 2 fingers and he nods. "20 minutes." They both nod before running to go tell the others. "Kacchan, rice." He picks it up from beside him and throws me the bag. I catch it easily and start measuring enough. "We frying it after?" He nods quickly so I pour the rice into the boiling water. "Vegetables." I pick up half of the vegetables and pass them to Kacchan. He picks the knife beside him up and starts cutting the veg, I follow quickly after putting a second pan on to boil. I pour my cut vegetables in a bowl and Kacchan does the same. Waiting for the water to finish boiling. Once it has I pour the veg into the pan.

I check on the rice quickly. "10 more minutes on the rice." He nods picking up the chicken. "Knife." I nod and throw him a new knife, he catches it easily and starts cutting the chicken. "Pass me that rack." He slides it across the counter and I check what's in it. Nodding slightly I put it on the end of the counter for later. "Kacchan, chicken?" He grunts and throws it into the pan I prepped a minute before. "Can you take the veg out." He grunts again but moves around me to pick up the pan before draining out the water. 10 minutes later and the chicken was nearly done. "Take over the chicken so I can drain the rice." He nods waiting for me to move away. "Whatever." I pick up the rice and carry it to the sink. Hearing Kacchan take the chicken out of the blindly pass him the wok. He takes it from me and places it on the hob pouring a tiny bit of oil in it to heat it up quicker. I pour the rice in and don't add anything for a minute. "Kacchan." He grunts again and turns to the cuboards. "Yeah I know stupid Deku." He picks up the bowls a couple at a time and places them on the counter behind us. I throw in the veg next, throwing them around the pan to keep it moving. Then after another minutes I throw the chicken in. I add a bit of sauce to it to make sure there's enough flavour in it. I poke one of the carrots with a knife and it goes right through. Perfect. I turn the hob off and turn to the bowls. Kacchan is already getting utensils out of the drawer. I dish a bit out as evenly as possible. Before placing the leftovers in a separate bowl for whoever wants them later. I place the pans in the sink as Kacchan starts moving bowls.

As soon as I start to turn around I hear clapping behind us. Me and Kacchan spin around quickly to see all of our class stood with their eyes wide open. A couple of them were clapping as well. Todoroki and Kirishima were some of those clapping. "That was awesome you guys. Bakugo didn't threaten you once and the way you threw him that knife and he caught it. It was like clockwork. What the hell?" I laugh and look over to Kacchan who was just glaring at everyone bar Kirishima. Including me. I point towards the bowls. "Start eating and I'll tell you seen as Kacchan won't." He turns to look at me quickly. "Shut up shitty Deku." I sigh and pick up a bowl. Everyone follows my lead before sitting around the table. Todoroki immediatley takes a seat next to me, Uraraka sat on my other side. Bakugo pulls Kirishima into the seat next to him. Kirishima smirks at him as he lands on the chair causing Kacchan to glare at him. Kaminari started eating first and his head immediatley snapped up to me and Kacchan. "Guys... This is... Delicious!" Everyone took a bite to see if Kaminari was right. Soon after everyone else starts nodding. "Okay, so are you two gonna explain what the kitchen thing was about?" I nod quickly gesturing that everyone can keep eating. "Basically because me and Kacchan live near each other and our mothers get along they would come to ours for dinner. When our parent learnt that we could cook they would usually make us cook dinner together. We've been doing it since we were about 11 so we've gotten used to how the other cooks. For example I usually have control over the pans, Kacchan however usually has control over preparation." They nod at me eagerly. "Because we learnt that we just know what needs to be done, hence why we can throw knives at each other when asked and the other will catch it. It's the only time that Kacchan can be in the same room as me and not start shouting." He turns to me quickly. "Oi! Shut it Deku!" Everyone starts laughing quickly. Including me. He reaches his hand over the table and explodes it a little bit. I flinch and lean back in my chair immediatley causing me to tip and crash onto the floor. "Ow..." I sit up slightly leaning on my elbows. "Deku are you okay?" I look up to see Uraraka and Todoroki staring down at me. I nod quickly and push myself up. "I'm fine guys." I pick my chair up once I'm up. "I'm so sorry about him Midoriya." I shake my head at Kirishima quickly. "It's alright. I'm kinda used to it." Everyone sends a glare at Kacchan so I wave my hands again. "Guys it's fine really." They all give in and continue eating.

After that me and Kacchan were put in charge of food in the dorms. Todoroki and Kirishima however were banned from the cooking without someone else being with them. Other than each other.