"OH MY GOD!!!"
Craig shouted running away from the window. He had to get out of there before Tweek could get him. Did he just Tweek-thought? This wasn't good.
"Cartman! I need a way out of here!"
"Finally! I wanted you to leave since you first come in. Why the change anyways?"
"Is Tweek! He is outside!"
"Dude, how long it's been since you last fucked him?"
"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME! WE AIN'T FUCK YET!!"
"That is it! He might be just sexually frustrated."
"What!?"
"Yeah dude, you are too oblivious to notice, but Tweek craving for love and you being you just can be translated into him wanting your dick."
"How could you know that!? You know nothing about our relationship at all!"
"Oh trust me, bro. I do know more than you think. After all me... Cupid me! Is the one who got you both together."
"Cupi- Who's 'Cupid me'?"
An awkward silence filled the room as Cartman was trying his best not to lost it when the memories of Cupid me and his 'date' with him rushed to the back of his mind just as the late night incident he later found out his mom witnessed...
"Cupid me... is a Cupid, when the whole yaoi thing happened I asked him to help you guys out. He is like me, big boned and cute."
"Te-he-he You just called me cute, Eric~"
Talking of the Devil, Cupid me appeared floating on Cartman's side. The fat kid's eyes almost pop out of his head.
"S-Shut up! I just said it because I AM CUTE! And you are like me! Don't fucking start again!"
Craig was starting to feel anxious, first Tweek was trying to kill him, now he was trying to get an answer of why Tweek wanting to rape him was a possibility but only got a confusing scenario with Eric arguing with himself...
"Ok! Why does this Cupid shit have to do with all this!?"
"It's easy! He shot you a love arrow the night of the incident, you fell at Tweek's feet but he didn't shot Tweek for some reason. So your puppy love might be different to Tweek's love. He wants your dick, and also by what you told me seems like he is a believer of the whole 'as long as the body is still warm it doesn't count' thing."
"Wait... the night right after the incident...?" Going to bed seeing Tweek as a friend, this Cupid thing shooting him at night, and wake up next morning not sure about the whole 'Tweek is just a friend' statement anymore... "I KNEW IT!! IT WAS YOUR FAULT!!!" Craig accused once his brain put 2 and 2 together.
"I was just trying to help them out, dude!"
"IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!"
"OH! So now you are blaming me for your awful sexual life!? Weak, dude... WEAK!"
"IT'S NOT THAT!! IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU..."
'Me and Tweek would never end together', the last words echoed just for Craig, all the happiness all those moments he shared with Tweek, how much he loved him and how scared he was to ever lost him... did he actually owned Cartman? What a time to be alive, huh? Craig sighed.
"Ok... how can we fix this?"
"Fuck you, Tucker. I'm not helping you anymore."
"Oh come on! There has to be a way!"
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FanfictionCraig has fall in love with Tweek so hard he can't stop thinking on how miserable his life would be if he lost him one day. Tweek notices Craig's concern and wants him to open his heart to him and tell him what's going on, when Craig refuses, Tweek...
